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It was quiet that night. People were getting ready for Christmas. Decorations were being put up, holiday music was heard coming from most houses, and Shotgun hated it all. 

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When you’re a Kid, you find stupid things to do.

Like seeing if an umbrella will be like a parachute when you jump off the garage roof.

I tried that.

It doesn’t work.

Then there’s Legos.

Fun to play with.

You can make things.

Mom and Dad think they’re safe.

So go and have some fun. 

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Have you ever been in a situation that was about to make you insane?

If you were, you have my sympathy.

Because I too was in a situation just like that. 

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I can take it. Send a Fan Mail!

I have a joke for ya today.

Hope you like it.

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I woke up around 2:00am the other night to a loud gunshot and someone screaming in pain. It wasn’t until later that day that I found out exactly what had happened. 

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I think This has happened to just about everyone, at least once.

And what is This?

It’s the Runaround Game you get when trying to buy something Online and you need help.

Right?

The other day I was watching a little TV (Actually my TV is very small).

A commercial came on hawking a product. OMG!! I have to have it.

So, I go get my wallet, pull out a credit card, and I key up their website.

  Now, I’m ready to order. 

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It’s almost Halloween and I was on my way to Summerville, South Carolina. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. For me it’s the family get togethers, having fun with the kids, watching them going house to house trick or treating like I did those many years ago. But I’m running late. Better move faster so I can get there before it gets dark. 

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There’s a story out of Florida that’s been around for a long time. 

Is it true? I don’t know. But true or not, it’s a good story.

So sit back and enjoy. me

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Way back in time, in ‘nother dimension, I was in Second City’s Children’s Theater.

We were getting booked all around Chicago. 

Kindergartens, Community Centers, places like that.

Then one day, we were told that we were just booked on Bozos Circus, live TV?

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I'm once again telling a true story of a hitchhiking adventure. I say it's true because it was, so believe it!

My experience has been that every hitchhiking ride had at least one event that scared me. This hitchhiking ride had one of those.

ATTENTION: The original audio has a few naughty words spoken. So, to keep these words from your precious ears, I distorted them so your precious ears didn't hear them.