Larry says he is just not that into his friends. 8 Signs That Someone Is Breadcrumbing You Crop courtesy of the ultimate Chick Flick.

Larry makes fun of a Brandon's medical condition. This experimental drug could change the field of cancer research Drop courtesy of Tricky Dick

Larry knights Francis of Assisi. The Spirit of St. Francis

Larry says that if you go blind you deserve to. He really says that. Stem cell research reveals detailed genetic roadmap of glaucoma Drop courtesy of Universal Pictures and Billy Madison

Larry says that he wants someone to by his lacy garments. Wow, Facebook really knows how to give someone a send-off! Drop courtesy of Mad Men

Larry says that if you get mugged you just need to take it. How San Francisco Became a Failed City - And How It Could Recover Drop courtesy of Columbia Pictures, Martin Scorcese, and most importantly, Travis Bickle

Larry says that his wife is scary. The Myth of Toxic Masculinity Drop courtesy of Pearl and he Uncle Will

Larry once again, hopes that some people will go to Hell. Ever Widening Circles 

Larry says that people deserve what they get. How to Address Discrimination in the Workplace

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Larry says that his kids school is way better than yours. How the brain responds to surprising events Drop courtesy of Homer Simpson