Larry wonders if people are just crazy. Explosive leaked draft in abortion case reveals Supreme Court on verge of overturning Roe Drop courtesy of Network from United Artists

Larry complains about not being able to sleep. Scientists say they have nailed down the ideal amount of sleep in middle and old age

Larry butchers at least five Jewish names, but he means well. How to Pray to a God You Don’t Believe In

Larry wonders if he was created in a lab. Was Our Universe Created in a Laboratory? Drop courtesy of Rod Serling

Larry says we should just give everyone fake money and be happy. Biden eyes long-awaited student debt relief starting at $10,000 per borrower Drop courtesy of Matt Groenig

Larry says that all Millennials and Gen Z'ers are lazy and shiftless and want to lay down in beds of moss. Gen Z does not dream of labor  Drop courtesy of SNL Luvahs

Larry makes fun of a language and 1 billion people. Benevacantism is scandalous and pointless Drop courtesy of CPG Grey (support them on Patreon)

Larry tells us that he loves God but is afraid of his in-laws. Resurrection: The Invincibility of God’s Love

Larry says that trying to figure out the mysteries of the universe is dumb and a waste of time. Scientists prepare CERN collider restart in hunt for "dark matter" Drop courtesy of the late great Carl Sagan. 

Larry tries to convince us that taking a picture of yourself while using the bathroom is important. BeReal Dares You to Be More Authentic on Social Media