While our host Elliott is away this week ascending to a higher plane of consciousness (he won the chance to evolve into a being of pure thought by entering a meat raffle), please enjoy our last episode! In this final installment, Elliott welcomes back his hilarious pals Kristen Schaal (Bob’s Burgers, What We Do In The Shadows, The Last Man On Earth) and Matt Oberg (Abbott Elementary, The Real O’Neals, Harley Quinn) to get into the ballpark and Take A Wild Guess about the popularity of English words! Then, it’s a return of our old friend Tone Note, Elliott will give you a clue and the answer is a two word phrase where the words are anagrams of each other, just like the game’s name, Tone Note! The MegaClue will ask you for a monstrously complex anagram! 

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Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our host Elliott is away this week competing in the International Sock Skating Championships (he's feeling good, but there's this guy from Eswatini with fearsome form), please enjoy another repeat performance. In this episode, Elliott invites his hilarious friends Kristen Schaal (Bob’s Burgers, What We Do In The Shadows, The Last Man On Earth) and Matt Oberg (Abbott Elementary, The Real O’Neals, Harley Quinn) to contend with both a sandwich made out of words and then, incredibly, a centipede that is also made out of words. Get your brain limber, get a pen and paper, and settle in for a hilarious bonus-length episode testing your word recall! Kristen would really like you to know: cigarettes are NOT cool.

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our fearless leader Elliott is away this week at a Fear Conquering Conference conquering his fears (he has a debilitating case of Arachibutyrophobia, the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth), please enjoy another repeat performance. In this episode, Elliott Kalan invites married comedians Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero (co-hosts of The Endless Honeymoon podcast) to get into the ballpark with our game Take A Wild Guess! In that game, you don’t need to actually know anything, just to estimate what you think the answer might be, and try to get as close as you can! Then, after a bit of friction about whether DJ’ing is actually playing a musical instrument or not, we’ll put them through their paces with a round of This Or That in which Elliott will ask you who said the famous quote: Yoda, or Yogi Berra!

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Listen to The Endless Honeymoon anywhere you get your podcasts!

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich and Brock Mahan.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our host Elliott Kalan is otherwise engaged this week completing The 12 Tasks Of Hercules (absolutely no trouble slaying the nine-headed hydra, or obtaining the cattle of the three-bodied giant Geryon, but he's having a heck of a time capturing Cerberus the Hound Of Hades), please enjoy another repeat performance! In this episode, Elliott welcomes back comedians and married couple Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero (co-hosts of The Endless Honeymoon podcast) to explore the intersection of pop culture and Presidents with another round of Odd Throuples. Then, it’s the return of our favorite non-branded digital assistant in Bot Bops - name the song title for one point, and the artist for another! Keep track of your answers, you’ll need them to defeat the MegaClue!

Follow Moshe @moshekasher on Insta

Follow Natasha @natashaleggero on Insta

Listen to The Endless Honeymoon anywhere you get your podcasts!

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich and Brock Mahan.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While Elliott is away this week running his summer festival Kalanpalooza (highlights include the Presidential Impressions and the Chili Cook-Off), please enjoy another repeat performance! Host Elliott Kalan invites the hilarious married couple (and co-hosts of The Endless Honeymoon podcast) Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero to contend with two new Valentine’s-themed games: first up is Odd Throuples, where you’ll get clues to two celebrity names which, when combined, reveal a third celebrity in the middle. Then, our new game Coupled Up, which we promise isn’t complicated, we’ll give you a clue and the answer is a two word phrase where the second word starts with the last letter of the first word. The MegaClue will reveal the secret to a happy relationship!

Follow Moshe @moshekasher on Insta

Follow Natasha @natashaleggero on Insta

Listen to The Endless Honeymoon anywhere you get your podcasts!

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich and Brock Mahan.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our host Elliott is away in London this week auditioning for the lead role in the next James Bond film (it's down to him or Jacob Elordi, fingers crossed!), please enjoy another repeat performance. On this episode of ClueLess, host Elliot Kalan welcomes back the highly entertaining duo of Janet Varney (SF Sketchfest, Avatar: Braving The Elements, Stan Against Evil) and her good friend Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Starship Troopers) to take a couple reps of a new game: Leg Day (ClueLess fans will pick this one up right away). Then, it’s a return of a new favorite, This Or That: Elliott will provide a series of clues, and on this occasion you must answer if they refer to a designer perfume or a Swedish black metal band. A knowledge of contemporary pop stars is needed for the MegaClue!

Listen to Janet’s podcast E Pluribus Motto with John Hodgman!

Follow Neil Patrick Harris @nph on Insta

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich and Brock Mahan.

Script by Elliott Kalan, additional material by Maddie McCann.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While Elliott is out of circulation this week doing ten years in Leavenworth (or is it eleven years in Twelveworth?), please enjoy another encore presentation (don't worry, he should be released soon for what the parole board refers to as "polite behavior"). On this episode, Elliott welcomes back the hilarious Janet Varney (SF Sketchfest, Avatar: Braving The Elements, Stan Against Evil), only this time she’s brought along her wonderful friend Neil Patrick Harris (Doctor Who: The Giggle, Gone Girl, Neil’s Puppet Dreams)! First up is a very relaxed game about bizarre state laws (do NOT overthink this one), and then we’ll have a return of an old favorite: Linkuistics! Elliott will give you a word and the starting letter of a second word that completes a well-known phrase, guess what the phrase is and try to keep your word chain going longer than your opponent! In the MegaClue, we’ll ask you to come up with your own connections between given words!

Listen to Janet’s podcast E Pluribus Motto with John Hodgman!

Follow Neil Patrick Harris @nph on Insta

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our host Elliot Kalan is busy this week attending the premiere of his new film Ocean's Elliott (in which Elliott, Elliott Gould, Chris Elliott, and Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott conspire to steal an original print of The Taking Of Pelham 123), please enjoy another repeat performance. On this episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan welcomes back his pals Janet Varney (SF Sketchfest, Avatar: Braving The Elements, Stan Against Evil) and John Hodgman (Dicktown, The Daily Show, The Areas Of My Expertise) to get into the ballpark for a new game called Take A Wild Guess! Then, it’s the return of an old favorite, Tone Note! Elliott will give you a clue, and the answer will always be a two-word phrase where the words are anagrams of each other. You’ll have to assemble your own for the MegaClue!

Visit SFSketchfest.com for tickets and more information!

Listen to Janet & John’s podcast E Pluribus Motto!

New episodes every Monday.

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our host Elliott Kalan is away this week getting ready to host a Quatro De Mayo event (nobody goes to those, all the big parties are the next day), please enjoy another repeat performance. On this bonus size episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan invites his friends Janet Varney (SF Sketchfest, Avatar: Braving The Elements, Stan Against Evil) and John Hodgman (Dicktown, The Daily Show, The Areas Of My Expertise) to go sifting for letters in a new game called A Hello To Arms! Then, they’ll check in with an old favorite and see if they can identify the Odd One Out! Visit SFSketchfest.com for tickets and more information!

Listen to Janet & John’s podcast E Pluribus Motto!

Puzzles in this episode are by Jason Reich.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.

While our host Elliott Kalan is busy this week judging the results of the International Championship Tractor Pull in Belgium (the world's heaviest motorsport), please enjoy another puzzling and hilarious re-release! On this episode of ClueLess, host Elliott Kalan invites married podcasters Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman (co-hosts of Couples Therapy) to get organized with another round of The Sort ‘Em Consortium! As you may recall, in this game Elliott gives you all the answers first, and then gives you a series of clues where each answer relates to one clue only. This time: colors! And before that, a game about directions and cities with the same names!

Puzzles in this episode are by Brock Mahan.

Script by Elliott Kalan.

Music and sound effects by Devon Torrey Bryant.

Buy Elliott’s book Joke Farming: How To Write Comedy And Other Nonsense HERE.

Buy Devon’s album Blame It On My Zodiac HERE or stream it anywhere you listen to records.