Hearts win. People argue. Standard.

Arsenal take Spurs apart in a North London derby that wasn’t remotely subtle. Scotland edge past Wales in the rugby and, once again, Finn Russell does something only Finn Russell would attempt.

We dip into the Women’s Asian Cup, revisit Pacquiao v Mayweather in Ridiculous — still the most lucrative sparring session in history — and for the properly committed, there’s Dundee United v Aberdeen as the Sickos Pick.

Plus Falkirk Corner, where one goal before half-time quietly flipped the entire afternoon.