Phat Dabs In The Morning

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in case you haven't been watching the news lately, the world is about literally on fire and on the verge of war. we are headed towards the abyss and only on the third month of 2026 nonetheless. it is indeed shocking but even more shocking would be is if that is what you coming to the sesh to talk about. the village don't do current events and politics like that in case you have forgotten. there are other podcasts and shows that are built for that and that's not what you here for. you here for the silly and the silly is what you about to get. hell we were all today years old when we learned that opening lines to the lion king song was look there's a lion oh my god. yeah this is what you came for right here. you need shit like this especially in these times. we take a look at cartoon characters who we would like to fight just off the general principle. we think we had a pretty list going of justifiable world star moments with animated characters. oh don't give us that shit you probably got a couple characters yourself that you would be like you gonna have to square up. feel free to let us know in the comments which one come to mind for you if you dare. we also take a look down the rabbit hole of strange addictions including one that was a little too close to home for our tastes. enough for us to start wondering where are your families to slap you up side the head and yelling what the fuck is wrong with you? you may say that is a bit harsh but then again also watched a nigga admit he was addicted to eating cardboard and then to make it even more of a what the absolute fuck are we doing another nigga that was addicted to eating the couch cushion filling. had to watch two niggas that needed to step outside and have the boyz in the hood saxophones kicking in and something to happen to them. them niggas need to be off the streets for everyone safety. speaking of safety we take a look at the classic episode of cheaters where the host whom look as much as a sleaze as the cheaters he spying on mind you, guess it's just a 90s thing I presume, gets stabbed and bleeds out pretty bad yet keep the cameras rolling. classic bullshit in reality history. cheating ain't worth it folks. work it out or leave them. yet even more we also pay tribute on national women's month we put some respect on some of our favorite videogame heroines from action to fighting there are enough bad ass women in one of our favorite hobbies to make quite the list. we might do that but don't hold us to that we be smoking and thinking out loud sometimes. and be honest with the weather warming up and the earth getting crazier and crazier out here but life is good for us at the moment. the world may blow up the next day but the village will be here for sesh and the silly. and given the state of the world right now you gonna need both. of course you do right now good sir have you not seen the news lately

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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks