Welcome back for the shitshow #188!! WOOOOO Let me tell ya did we have the goodies tonight;)

Really enjoyed this weeks #puffer post- it was an OG stoner with what they called stoner ramblings and WE ARE HERE for it. Absolutely LOVED the story and that you told your bestie about us and now she listens and tokes on Wednesdays;) THANK YOU!! Every week you guys NAIL IT! We LOVE YOU ALL!!

So Annette Began the eve with a tale of some jackin that may save your life (this is for the boys) so apparently a study has shown that masturbating or releasing the swimmers 21 times a month makes for a health dick box- So your man may have hairy palms but his dick be broken in his later years;) Its a good listen I promise;)

Tonya began her night with biter! LOL Somehow down there in Florida a man was on an "attraction adventure" when they came across some gators... and ya know that never ends well. So this fells had been bitten in the face by a gator and now wants to sue the tour company because of it. Here's the thing YOU paid for the ticket to see and pet gators- your face got in the way. ;)

Annette cleared the board with this one! When a young man in Queens started to suffer heart palpitations of 140 beats per minute he was rushed to the ER- before starting the standard testing to restore the heartbeat- the attending doctor had another idea..... what could it be.. you guessed it a big fat phalanges in the shit box!

Tonya left us with a spooky lovers tale- the beautiful stranger as she is known now. Years ago she was a guest at the hotel- checked in on Thanksgiving and never checked out. She was waiting on a gentleman caller that NEVER SHOWED UP. Well as it goes her lover had a wife and family- but what he didn't know is she was carrying his baby when she died..... now she haunts the property.

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Welcome back to #187 guys! This one was all over the place- 1st I want to say the #puffer post from Miss Helen- has been in my heart all week. Her story she wrote in was beautiful and heart breaking all in one. Sending you big hus Helen and always know Teresa IS always with you- just talk to her.

Tonya began the night with a tale of a BLOB- not just any blob- but one jammin the shitter line in a city. When they did find the blockage it consisted of wipes, sanitary napkins and diapers- WHO flushes a diaper- anyway this was so packed in they had to open up the line- the picture is GRODY too! I can almost smell this story- puke!! Moral of the story flush shit and piss only man!

Annette oddly enough had a shitty one too- this idiot was found inside a port-o-shit. The crew went around to clean up after a FIFA event- when they came across a locked unit- noone answered when they knocked- then they heard- I need 10 more minutes..... then silent. After they broke in- they did not see anyone inside... then the head popped up from the hole! OMG have a listen and a good laugh!!

Tonya ends the even with a story about a man going for coconuts in Miami! LOL! This guys story just didn't add up- from his ID to the car and then from which state he was really from! It all went south once they searched his car- and what they found will blow your mind! People in Florida are WILD MAN!!

Annette left us with a real BUM bruiser- back in 2014 France had given a local artist the permission to create the Christmas theme for the town center... and what this guy did was absolutely embarrassing to Paris as a whole! HAHAHA Have a listen- you will enjoy

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Well there's a title for ya! LOL! Welcome back our bass ass puffers!! We had another AMAZING #puffer post close to us- Luna from Ambler told us of a recent tale of enjoying Jesus's cabbage- and in doing so began a craving for spaghetti- we have all been there, need it want it- that crave food... you GOTTA hear how her day went down! The series of events just kill me! LOL I laughed so hard- so relatable! I love it Thank you again Luna!!

Well Annette really got us started! Her story was about a fella in Fort Wayne TX set his own genitals a blaze! Who the fuck does that first of all and WHY?! WTF does that prove or do but maul you and apparently get you landed in the clink. Dickless. Its really just worth the listen- this whole episode is WILD!

Tonya gave us a goodie too- her story was about a local guy who went to this store daily and was known by all the employees, mostly because he had only 1 eye. They would have his order ready for him or help him take his things home- they had his address and ID on file.....Well one day a man came in and held up the store... honestly listen to this one- the ending is the best!

Annette got jiggy with a story about road rage- gone naked- this guy went bonkers at a gas station and when he was caught- you bet cha- he was naked. The cops had to pull him from the car- naked and sweaty. Also he was 64 and hopped up on METH!

Tonya ended the night with a goodie- took us to San Antonio TX- where there is a Vanishing Hotel- it appears during certain dense fog- eerily appearing in the distance only to fade into nothing- maybe I would wanna see it- but I don't wanna hang in Texas that long

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Welcome back for #185 man to be that weight again! HAHAHA Thank you all for the continued support- we really appreciate you ALL! The AI seahorse story is still gripping me-LOL- We had a GREAT #puffer post sent in this week about drunk friends and fireworks- we all know this is gonna be a goodie just with that alone;) This story came in from Dean in Erie PA!! How freaking awesome is THAT!! Thank you again everyone for writing in!

Tonya began the eve with a little "jail purse" action! Seems as though this young lady thought she could boof 3.8 grams of coke in the old poo box and it not be found when they processed her for her stint in the clink! Of course she claims it was placed there during an "intimate" encounter- yeah cause I always leave with coke shoved up my ass after fucking someone! HAHAHHAHAAAA

Annette dazzled us with a crazy man that wanted his meat out in the meat department!! This guy lost his shit and then be gan removing his cloths as he walked through the BJ's meat market! Not sure if they didn't give him the cut of meat he wanted but he sure slang a dang his thing for them!!

Tonya leaves us with a shitty tale! These two guys went around robbing people- stealing nail guns and other power tools- but what was left be hind got them caught up! One of the robbers stepped in dog shit and that trail lead the police right to him! Classic shitter tale!

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Welcome back to #184 kids!! Man I never thought we would be here! Yet here we be;) That is a HUGE thanks to you ALL! This weeks #puffer post was amazing! We heard from Roxanne out in Tuscaloosa AL!! Freaking great story- I am loving these more and more every week!

Annette began the eve with a tale of old- She told us how the massive oak tree linked to Robinhood that is nearly 1200 years old, has begun to die. The leaves did not bloom green this season;( For over 2 centuries people have visited the trees- it is rumored all the foot traffic may have helped the tree die faster. So sad that this tree of ALL our childhoods will be gone forever.

Tonya had us California dreamin-NOT! She tells us of a mother daughter duo out for a horse back ride when they heard the most awful sound- like an apocalyptic screeching from the distance- what they came upon was the weirdest of things- small speakers all over the forest- all playing different "white noise" sounds- strange thing is- NOONE was around- At all- just these speakers and erie sounds. Not sure why or what they were summoning or keeping away- BUT FUCK THAT PLACE

Annette gave us a story about a sneaky lil alligator in Indiana. This guy runs Mark's animal ark- and its a road show! So he is a legit animal guy- likes to take his crew around to schools and things like that- but this one little fella got loose and caused a commotion! Apparently it was JUST an alligator that had gotten out- previously a few other farm fav's got out and about- an Emu- a pig the list goes on- have a listen for the cute tale;)

Tonya ended the eve with The bell Witch story- which is super creepy- so much so she covered it twice. She loves the word LORE and it was in here a few times:0 This one got me again with the creepy sounds and the violent supernatural phenomenons! Its a big no for me

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Welcome back for #183 So excited you all come back every week! We had another awesome #puffer post- A local guy wrote in about some athletics we need to be involved in!! Thanks you Harold from Northampton!!

Tonya began the eve with a tale of a pew pew party- so in celebration of said birthday this guy got drunk and out of hand when he started shooting in the house-this MF then took it to the streets where he tried shooting down a police helicopter! Fuckin people are dumb!

Annette started with a little beaver tale ;);) hahha not what ya'll think- these clever little babes saved the day in London when they moved in and patched up a leak that was ruining the neighborhood park- Beaver DAMNNNN LOL

Tonya gave us a real hum dinger- her story has us follow a guy that was running from the cops- only to JUMP into the swamp to "get away" from the popo- he got got when an alligator took a few hunks out of him before being captured by the police! Good try dummy!

Annette ended the night with a batty story- in Denmark a town thatis trying to save the bats;) they replaced thier white lights with red lights giving a wicked cool look to the town and helping the bats;)

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Welcome back to #182! It was a banger for sure! Had an awesome 1st time puffer story which always tickles my pickle! How these two got "away with it" when clearly mom and dad had a clue they was hiiiigh!! Great story Jacob!! Thank you!

Annette started the eve with A bugger of a story- I had no idea this was a thing but apparently in Australia they have some hum dingers of cockroaches- and a man was arrested after trying to export these nasty fucks- they have cockroach breeders?? WTF is wrong with people! I have the skeeze now !

Tonya entered the chat with this one-not even sure where she searched for this one- BUT she found a fella that can pull a car by his BALLS! Thats correct folks-you heard it here- he also does this stunt while on fire too- Im sure he is willing to come to your next birthday party with balls of fire!!

Annette ended us all with this one- seems they had a real bunch of wild ones on the loose in Ohio! Officers were called to a home where a herd of sheep broke in the yard and were hanging out- they caught all but one that escaped over the roof of a car into the woods! LOL

Tonya left us with this one- of course a spook! She took us across the pond to Whales where this place is haunted by a laughing child echoes upon other hair raising things- THIS is not a place I will ever seek to visti! The laughing kid is a HELL NO for me- but totally worth a listen;)

Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol

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Welcome back for #181 We had an AMAZING #puffer post! Just a little write in about how they found us and now smoke right along with us! Welcome to the family Chelsea! Even went as far as to say- WE ARE A VIBE! A fuckin VIBE!!

Tonya really gave it to us in this one- she told us a story of an man that was arrested in front of a church and his pants dropped for all the lord to see! He was a GIANT man- seeming to look homeless- he fought off officers when all the sudden his pants and underwear dropped to his ankles- a female officer tazed him while against the cop car (he was dick to fender) ALL in front of a church! WTF;););)

Annette gave us insight as to things NOT to take to get your labido up- Boner Bear sex chocolates had a secret little spike in there- VIAGRA. To those that were unaware sure did experience a boner bear!! There was a recall as with Viagra you need a script and may want to console your physician.

Tonya told us a real life story of a brat girl that decided to murder her boyfriend and an innocent passenger while driving her car. This wasn't an accident- this was deliberate and horrifying. This trash won't get her name here- but take a listen to what this dumb cunt did! Hope she burns!

Annette turned the tables and gave a little spooky story about a HUGE halloween creepy marionette, that showed up at the local police station. So naturally they posted on Facebook about this prop, asking if this belongs to you- please come pick it up. HAHAHA- Once the owner was located- turns out he THREW IT OUT in the trash... how did it make it to the cops?? He said now he will keep it at his home- it clearly likes it there!

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Dang we hit #180 ya'll!! Welcome back to chaos;) Wow we had a GREAT final puffer quotes- crazy how its been a full year of them! Thank you Ivy for jotting them down and sending every week-The puffer post- FUCKIN EPIC- Greg sir you chilled me to the bone- when I went home that night- YOU know I RAN to my front door- Wicked sounds in a barn, then whispering- OMG this was AMAZING!

Annette started the night with a pretty scary story. When you find someone to do medical procedures, PLEASE make sure you find out that they are qualified and legit- cause this bitch didn't-this woman did not- she ended up with a burned face and scars that now won't heal. Due to wanting to save money- she had some woman off the street do this!

Tonya told us a tale of a ballsy lady that loved to paraglide- not sure she still feels that way now after her near death experience. They were in the Schmitinhole. A plane clipped the top of her rig and she had a go pro to catch all the action! She was able to deploy the emergency shoot- but MY GAWD how did you not see her!! WTF

Annette again- brings the night down with a tale of teeth and what NOT to do without a licensed dentist at your side THE WHOLE time. Never have work done unless you know they are trained professionals! OMG this got me good!!

Tonya left us with another bone chiller- ghosts just hanging about the house-sitting there in the living room- calls out Mom? It shakes its head. Mike? it shakes its head- OH HELL TO THE FUCKIN NO!!! I would have bolted straight the fuck out! Listen to how this one plays out! MY LORT!!

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#179 in da books! What a goodie we got here- Had EPIC #puffer quotes and as always a SUPERB #puffer post! Our puffer post took us back to our clubbin youth- the slow mo talking-dizzies-loving everyone. The night was epic- so epic items of clothing were missing-socks scruffed to hell- OMG AN EPIC story! This was amazing! GREAT laugh on this one!! Than you Ava! Really loved this one!

Tonya began the eve with a cute story that ended so sad- a resident apparently found a baby deer and decided to keep him as a pet-he was well taken care or with a dog collar and tags- only thing she didn't do- was get the OK from the state to keep this fella! Turns out you just can't keep a deer if you find it on the roadside- I hope they let her keep him- he was loved! Listen to what became of Mr Buckshot

Annette told us a story of a theft that well I just NEVER thought I would EVER tell- a woman went into a liquor store and had a bottle "boofed in her cooch" that's all I'm sayin-she was in the day before stealing wine as well- you listen and piss yourself with me from Tonya's reaction. Also the bung bung has reclapped! HAHAHAH Dying right now!

Tonya gave us a real life funzie one;) A real fight club in New York- actually brilliant- but we already broke rule 1 So that being said these 2 guys were duking it out on the streets- really getting out the days frustrations- but again- rule 1 was broken cause the cops caught wind via social media:);)

Annette told us all about a cornhole champ that was arrested for killing someone in his car AS HE DROVE- NOW where it gets interesting is this- the corn hole champ... he has NO ARMS OR LEGS- that was due to a bacterial infection as a child- it doesn't give him the right to kill anyone, but by golly I am intrigued as to how this happened- AS HE DROVE! WTF

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