Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at a kid's playground like Chuck-E-Cheese! You won't find better stupidity than right here!

In this SEASON 7 PREMIERE Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Drivers Going 1-mph *Below* the Speed Limit "Could Face Jail" in LA
• Did a Ring Camera in L.A. Catch a Real Live Alien on Video? Or Is It Literally Trash?
• A Guy with a Weed Pen on His Dash Had 400-lbs. of Mushrooms in His Car
• Couple Says "God" Told Them to Steal Money in a Cryptocurrency Scam
• VA City Councilman Set On Fire By Maniac Who Dumped 5-Gal. Bucket of GAS On Him
• Smokey Bear Arrests A FL Man Accused of Stealing His Signs
• NYC Subway Streaker Lets It All Hang Out During Morning Commute
• Guns Stolen from Multiple Cars in Break-in Spree During Wiz Khalifa Concert
• Woman Gets Bat Stuck In Her Mouth—Gets Stuck With $21K Medical Bill
• "Ozempic Face" Is Causing a Huge Surge in Facelifts
• A Camper Was Heard Yelling in the Woods, But They Weren't in Distress, They Were Just Singing Nickelback
• A Guy Stabbed 2 Deli Workers…Over A 4-y/o Incorrect Eggplant Sandwich
• Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Bash Turns Into a Brawl
• TX Female Deputy Under Investigation After Threatening To Ticket Drivers Because She "Din't Get Cracked"
• Manhood Filler Procedures Are on the 'Rise'
• Woman Is Given $233,000 Water Bill For Abandoned Home With No Plumbing
• Mom Waits 4 Hours In Wendy's Drive-Thru for 'Wednesday'-Inspired Meal Instead of Going to Universal Studios
• A 3-Hour Search Ends With Life-Size Sex Doll
• Man Refuses to Pay Girlfriend’s $9K Credit Card Debt, but She Says He Needs to 'Invest' in Their Relationship
• A Guy Named "Sinner" Exposed Himself While on Meth
• A Guy Named “Sinning” Arrested for DUI Joyride On A Motorized Cart at Buffalo Airport

There's plenty of current event stupidity right from the latest headlines with the Insane Week In Review and we meet the 7 award winning "geniuses" of stupidity in this week's Genius Awards!


Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.