This week, Rob and James need help counting the number of penis references that are made and Jason wants to cosplay as Dr. Manhattan sans bikini. It's 2009's Watchmen

This week, James takes a vacation to go stick veiny things in his mouth. So Rob and Jason invited Wolverine from Spoiler, They Die to come review 2010's Kick-Ass.

This week, Rob and Jason learn that James loves tentacle hentai and wants his DC animated movies to have nudie bits. It's 2014's Batman: Assault on Arkham.

This week the guys determine the best place to hide a codex is in Superman's dick. They also figure out why you want to hollow out a planet. It's 2013's Man of Steel.

This week, the boys discuss their favorite cereal, Jason pronounces yolk funny, and James wants to be a girl. It's 2020's Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn.

This week, James gives Jason yoga tips and the boys wonder what kind of sex toys an immortal super being would use. It's Hancock, starring Will Smith and Charlize Theron.

In the inaugural episode of Smoking and Drinking in Capes, Rob, Jason, and James get a taste of what the DCEU could have been. It's 2021's Zack Snyder's Justice League.