Where do I begin? The Smoothie Boy that took over SmoMo and literally saved the show in season two. Without hesitation, you arrived when Robby left the country. Not only did you fill the void, but you also went on single-handedly the hottest recording run of anyone. You knocked out so many episodes in the two-week span, we lost three episodes and still had more than enough to put out. I tell people all the time, you're the last of the good ones. You're as genuine as they come, with a heart of fucking gold. "You're a good fuckin guy," a quote you once said about someone else, but should always be spoken about you. I don't know a human that works harder than you or brings the chaotic energy you bring without effort. I don't fucking know how you do it, feels like ever since I've known ya, you've always had a secret stash of chaotic-comedic energy. I pray you never lose it, the world needs that comedic joy you've always been in abundance of, you're overflowing with it mother fucker! Share the wealth! But seriously, you deserve every good thing in life that comes your way, and I'll be damned if anyone blocks the blessings you deserve. You may now be my Smoothie brother, but you'll forever be my Bash Brother.