Jamie and Jon take you to the Bahamas! They stayed at Lazy Bay Villas in Staniel Cay with all six kids and share everything from swimming with sharks and stingrays to Nixon stepping on a conch and their boat captain Bernie spearfishing massive lobsters. Jon compares Hawaii to 70s porn (because of his parents' honeymoon photos), Jamie almost got arrested for smuggling fruit, and they debate whether jellyfish swimming in the Philippines is a good idea. From the Thunderball cave to swimming pigs to the one-armed airport guy who got attacked by a shark, this episode covers the complete Bahamas experience. Subscribe for more family travel chaos, island comparisons, and Bernie content!