Smutty Scriptures

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they reenter Crescent City (Book 2, part 2) hand in hand with Sarah J Maas! The gang discusses the Astronomers human soup, who we think Agent Daybright is, and hot mermaid zaddys.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they reenter Crescent City (Book 2, part 1) hand in hand with Sarah J Maas! The gang discusses wanting to smoke mithroot with Ruhn, if we can trust Hunt, and what the hell Danika still has to do with the plot....

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they visit a symphony to hire a hitwoman with particular attention to detail in Requiem for Immortals by Lee Winter! The gang explores the groups first sapphic romance and makes comparisons to both John Wick and the book Credence by Penelope Douglas.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they become official members of the salacious players club with Praise by Sarah Cate! We discuss age gap relationships, when forbidden romance tension takes too long to break, and what a healthy dom and sub relationship should be like.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures", join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they explore reverse harem and mafia romance from the novel Binding Rose by Ivy Fox! We discuss the similarities in this book to ones we've visited in the past such as Den of Vipers, how this group of authors making this series feels like a personal attack on head priest Blue, and if this is some of the worst smut we have ever read....

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they venture into the groups first Monster/Alien romance: Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts! We discuss butt ropes, our alien or monster crushes in other media, and if sex toys are a tax write off for spicy authors.

TW: SA/Suicide/Mental Health/

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they get wine drunk and explore the murder mystery romance of Gothikana by RuNyx! The gang discusses how quick a body decays, if AI book covers are the future, and if a teacher who has already slept with a student in their past is ACTUALLY a forbidden romance.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they continue their ACOTAR reread with book 3: A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah j. Maas! The gang discusses if Feyre is actually a good artist or not, if the scene of Rhy and Feyre making love in a war camp is worse than her being glamoured in book one, and our debate on Lucien Vs Azriel as Elains future partner!

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they journey into arguably the best book in the ACOTAR series for a reread: A Court of Mist and Fury! The gang falls back in love with Rhys as we are transported back to Prythian and discuss all things chapter 54 & 55! Hear some interesting POVs from Purple, who cant handle anything sticky, and from Cuddle, who never wants their characters to make love and only to fuck.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as the gang reads A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Clair for their first early release episode (originally a patreon drop!) Be warned there are a few spoilers to ACOTAR and TW for SA but this one was a wild ride for all the myth loving baddies out there. The themes of this episode are miscommunication, how consent is sexy, and the discrepancies in Hades and Persephone lore.