Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Get your prayers in this week because the Black Moon Clan is unleashing a deadly new plan! When Esmeraude attacks Chibi-Usa's school and turns her new friend against her, she'll need the Sailor Scouts' help to defeat a pair of villains and save Azabu-Juban!

In this episode, we discuss a brief history of Chinese/Japan relations, niújiǎotóu, "Wa", Manchuko, the Nanjing Massacre, "shin'yu" and "tomodachi", and chirality and optical isomers. We also talk Doublemint Twins, evil vegans, schoolyard rumbles, hench boys, pre-eyecatch transformations, the Fred Flintstone feet sound, academic electrocutions, going full Gohan, brain calls from the future, no doggie bags, quantum everything, misaligning your chakras, and the Boolay Bros!

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