Sailor Noob

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Things take off this week as Usagi and the girls go on a moonlight flight with Three Lights! But when Sailor Aluminum Siren shows up to crash the party, everyone's deepest secrets will be revealed!

In this episode, we discuss the history of aviation in Japan. We also talk about smelling secrets, zoo libraries, my own private Oahu, Viz cope, the Kilometer High Club, lust strength, mes yeux, Fetish Night at the Space Disco, Food Unicorn, Chekov's Plane, Good Morning Manchuko, mokusei, Name that Plane, triparite monsters, and finally AmiMako?

Become a permanent thief at the storehouse!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

The squad gets taken out to the ballgame this week as a rival student challenges Usagi and Seiya to softball! Can they find victory on the diamond before the Animamates bring their season to an end?

In this episode, we discuss softball in Japan. We also talk about "calques", the old college try, playing with the boys, the Big Book of Hairdos, Lady Fartbutt, mostly guileless, Sailor Scrappiness, a Bad News Bears bet, "everyone", overneath, "new power, gentle wave", kittenball, peer pressuring yourself, softbras, and sailor silhouettes!

RIP CPK!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
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Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
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Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Things get noisy AND nosey this week as Usagi and the squad try to track down Chibi Chibi! Which is more mysterious: the existence of Usagi's second(?) daughter or the secret of the land of sweets she disappears to?

In this episode, we discuss zaibatsus in Japan and the League of Blood incident. We also talk being a spoiler bloodhound, Pizza Festival, uvula wipes, Japan Girl Dolls, Witchfinder Barbie, saying zarei to seiza, living with Diddy, the corn snack field, press X to Chibi Chibi, robbing the Lost and Found, solid tears, Chuck Jones rules, the "loonification field", the Wilhelm Vase, Money Clique, trivia, and Stilt-Man!

...rolling...

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Taiki discovers this week what it’s like to have an innocent girl’s heart in his hands…literally! Can he find the strength to give her hope or will the Animamates claim another victim?

In this episode, we discuss charity and charitable giving in Japan. We also talk about expensive fruit salad, sex danger, Hospital High School, Somy TV, putting octopus weiners in your mouth, confirming contemporaneity, sipping indolently, Arthur fist, sad giants, being "Crystal long", cartoon foreigners, the scent of liberal democracy, Eric Idle's bloody arm, Kansai dogs, trivia, and the blast and the bubble!

RIP James, John, and Emi!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
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Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Monsters are dangerous but they've got nothing on teenage boys! When Usagi hosts an impromptu house party (and reality show episode), the Animamates arrive as deadly gatecrashers!

In this episode, we discuss Japanese reality shows like Susunu, Denpa Shonen!, Terrace House, and The Boyfriend. We also talk about Jean-Claude Man Dame, wolf cops, Luna's Mom voice, "That's our Rei!", erotic baths, passionate cards, Emilypostichore, nuki ni kuji, the eggplant game, food-throwing age, Michael Keaton recipies, trivia, and building a beautiful bookcase!

The eggplant is self-evident!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, Usagi and friends head to the mountains for a little R&R, but there's someone or something terrorizing campers! Can they solve the mystery of the Camp Ravager before their weekend is cut to ribbons?

In this episode, we discuss the Japanese film industry. We also talk about being too hot to act, being an "ichi cousin, san removed", Dewey Cox's sinks, 2 Fast 2 Chibi, bawitdabyebye, having Jason problems, Primary Commanders, Super Nice!, abortive beach episodes, Hibagon, heels in the forest, the Zazie Beats of Japan, what Kal thinks the series end will be, Sunshine Samurai, movie B-sides, and Sailor Potter!

RIP Gena, Alain, and Atsuko!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Things feel familiar this week as a tiny bundle of dangoed joy appears from somewhere(?) to meet the Sailor Senshi! Will Usagi solve the mystery of Chibi Chibi before Sailor Cop and the Animamates put her in the cooler?

In this episode, we discuss police in Japan. We also talk about having it good in the 90s, Queeging, rookie galaxy numbers, Japan's love for the X-Files, a tan stacked greenhead, retired Artemis, "doing Faith again", Scrap Re-do!, crystal tubes, Ami is the Fred, sentai RoboCop, Cable and Phoenix, going back to the well, more Twilight talk, dancing cops, the art of arrest, trivia, and bicycle stop-and-frisk!

I WANT MY BABY BABY LOVE BACK!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

Leave us a comment on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

CW: violence, sexual assault

Things get complex this week as Usagi ends up on a date with Seiya! Is this the start of something special or will Sailor Iron Mouse end them both?

In this episode, we discuss host and hostess clubs in Japan. We also talk about downslope speed, sad MakoMina shippers, adult moods, blowing the whistle on Seiya, "makeout territory", Bar Space Edge, Neo Bob Floy's, Eternity for Men or Women, firing the machine back up, the Sex Farce taketh away, unfun squicky vibes, huge Charlie Brown mouths, being the "Goofallant", cartoon drinks, let go and let Kami, and Horse wins!

Would you choose Seiya or the bear?

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sailor-noob/id1486204787

LEave us a comment on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
http://justenoughtrope.threadless.com

Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
http://www.justenoughtrope.com
http://www.instagram.com/noob_sailor
https://discord.gg/49bzqdpBpx

Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
https://ko-fi.com/justenoughtrope

Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Things get cultured this week as Michiru and Three Lights are headlining an international concert! Will they upstage the evil stalking them before they're conducted to an early grave?

In this episode, we discuss the Nippon Budokan the famous acts that have played there. We also talk about chicken braking, invalidating zoomers, tube top diplomacy, Minakopropisms, Macaroni and Coco Mishell, joint concerts, the Seihive, Devil Went Down to Juban, Seichiru, sapphic tension blindness, shaky bread, scrimmage handshakes, ruining the karate vibes, beating the Beatles, BNL on indica, and adult sexuality!

"I Love 'I Love the '90s'"!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
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Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
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Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, trouble is a-bakin' as the Sailor Senshi face a delicious and deadly foe! Makoto and Usagi are invited on a cooking show, but can they convince Taiki to help them before Shadow Galactica cooks their goose?

In this episode, we discuss the history of Iron Chef. We also talk about weird chips, coffee Blake, Tetsuro and Canada, eating brown goo, Sailor WikiFeet, surf terms, sparkly star destroyers, keeping Edward and Bella apart, swallow snot, gaming the Iron Chef, evil cake, Sick rose!, Sailor Trash, and our first Jim Jarmusch reference!

Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall!

We're on iTunes and your listening platform of choice! Please subscribe and give us a rating and a review! Arigato gozaimasu!
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Answer this week's show question on Spotify!

Listen to our new podcast, Mona Lisa Overpod!
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/mona-lisa-overpod--6195851

Become a patron of the show and get access to our live-action PGSM, Animedification, Utena, Ghibli, and Evangelion podcasts!
http://www.patreon.com/sailornoob

Put Sailor Noob merch on your body!
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Sailor Noob is a part of the Just Enough Trope podcast network. Check out our other shows about your favorite pop culture topics and join our Discord!
http://www.twitter.com/noob_sailor
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Buy us a coffee on Ko-Fi!
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