Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, we give our final thoughts on Sailor Moon Stars, answer audience questions, and say goodbye to Sailor Moon!

We also talk about the biggest spoiler challenge, our favorites and least favorites, putting glue on pizza, dumb doctors, Teenage Adultesque Sailor Girls, Kalnip, Sailor Intermediate, Stockholms syndrome, doing the numbers, going to one, enjoying your own tea, bringing back Mimette, the dragon switch, our gun-to-head picks, Dr. Syphilis triumphant, getting eugenicky, Cincy's Oh my God counts, reaching 100% cultural penetration, Arthur C. Clarke power, playing with your sword, and Sopranos french fries!

Thanks for joining us onthis adventure!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

The saga comes to a close this week as Usagi faces off against Galaxia for the fate of the galaxy! Can one girl stand alone against the legendary Sailor Senshi?

In this episode, we discuss magical girls. We also talk about grating doppelgangers, spoilers ahoy, getting your bits out, Debbie Harry, rapier and diaper, Hug Assault, going for TV-MA, a Shin Godzilla level of damage, getting blipped, 185 dead car ladies, turning the "In the Manga..." tables, the Chibi Chibi secret sauce, Sex Switch, Sally the Witch = Thor, Late Night Anime, magical boys, and Shojo is third person!

The sword was a little kid!

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Hope is a precious commodity this week as Galaxia stands triumphant over the remains of Earth's defenders! Is there anyone who can stand against the Legendary Sailor Senshi and her campaign of destruction?

In this episode, we discuss the Ainu people and their history and culture. We also talk about forgetful princesses, Bluey Time, point broken, Galactic Lampshade Attack, Chibi Wan, Sailor Cop, becoming fecund, abyss gazin', the very last "What Kal Thinks Is Going to Happen", panspermia, when Khabarovsk Krai, eating good with the Ainu, fur debt, getting your punishment beating, the God window, milder wolfsbane, small excrement, throwing yourself on a landmine, and a Lord acton reference?!

Chibi Chibi and the Star Serious Lasers!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Time is running out this week as Sailor Moon must face the reality that the Outer Senshi have betrayed her! Can she convince her former allies to spare her life or will Galaxia see her dream of conquest realized?

In this episode, we discuss the legend of the 47 Ronin, as well as the history of bushido and the samurai in Japanese history. We also talk about whether Superman wears clothes, doing the show in crayon, puddle people and crystals, a big cousin check to cash, calling 119, the Dummy society, not beating about the end of the world, Minako Solo, farmers with sticks, knock-off samurai, going from obi to ascot, Grand Theft Palanquin, galaxy brain bushido, The 47 Pillars, Galaxia's neighbors, the "Thanos pose", a Doomsday situation, and Galaxia is the Utlimate Warrior!

Sweet dreams, David Lynch.

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

A stunning betrayal ROCKS the Sailor Senshi this week as Galaxia's power grows. Can Sailor Moon and the Sailor Starlights rally themselves to face the threat or will Galaxia hold illimitable dominion over all?

In this episode, we discuss the February 28th coup attempt of 1936. We also talk about Space Walmart, Neighborhoodia, a time and a place, Jacob wins, keeping your face, sapphic banter, flirting in the space room, Baby's first murder, the Awakener-in-law, Majin Uranus, a teenage girl Sengoku, Sailor Copper Skunk, the "Showa restoration", killing your principal, getting a good bro-in-law, trivia, and wife ratings!

I DECIDE ON HOW THINGS ARE TO BE TREATED

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

The end of everything begins here as Galaxia casts her evil shadow across the Earth! Can the Sailor Senshi and the Sailor Starlights overcome their differences and face their foe or will darkness claim the galaxy?

In this episode, we discuss '"johatsu" or disappearances, the cities of San'ya and Kamagasaki, and kamikakushi or "spirited away". We also talk about high steaks, DBZ as The Simpsons of anime, powerful ball magic, hopeless circus drunks, spontaneous harvesting, our first confirmed animal death, "dipping your Toei in", missing the meta, Scrappying it up, Ice cream flashbacks, Super Saiyan Galaxia, Macguffin hunts, Earth-chan, two-and-a-half feet of contrivance, Japan's Most Wanted, "night movers", Starboobs, trivia, Super Sailor Saturn, and longer ribbons!

And we laughed and wept and so on.

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Three Lights are taking a bow this week when they decide to play their last show! Will they find the Light of Hope and restore their Princess, or will Galaxia bring down the final curtain?

In this episode, we discuss the work culture of Japan and freeters, hikikomori, and karoshi or "work death". We also talk about Sailor Moon polycules, disbanding the band, fish-out-of-water stuff, horned-up lust beasts, having male friends, "wooing" everything, tooching that boot, no-selling a finisher, trying to "Dragon Ball" it, sandbagging, arbeito, freeterhood, overlapping climaxes, Moratorium Guy, and being new to capitalism!

If your mind is clouded, everyone will be puzzled!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Princess Kakyu has arrived and so has a new chapter in Sailor Moon Stars! The Sailor Senshi have discovered a potential new ally, but can they mobilize themselves before Usagi falls prey to Sailor Tin Nyanko?

In this episode, we discuss the modern Japanese sports, specifically sumo, karate, and kendo. We also talk about crusades vs. holy wars, sexy angry carrots, The One True Ship, diaper pants, the invention of panties, a triple entender, explaining phones to zoomers, canonical women, shooting a winger, Kryptn, robot geniuses, Sailor Fuku Nyanko, the stair house thing, roulette theories, the evil star god, Sailor Galactus, power water, shikiri rishiki, Tang hand, double crying, and studying for a kendo exam!

Good bye ding dong, hello Queen Kong!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

This week, the conflict against the Animamates reaches a new level as Sailor Lead Crow succeeds in capturing the True Star Seed! Can the Sailor Senshi and the Sailor Starlights defeat their enemy or will the galaxy belong to Galaxia?

In this episode, we discuss the history of geisha, jokyu or cafe girls, and maid cafes in Japan. We also talk about calligraphic co-dependency, Rule 34 Patterns, Bee Family, singing drummers, Moby Dicking, pink balls, segregating girls and kids, colon hats, eating okra, being very serious, Scott Stapping, Little Rorschach, Sailor Lead Spaghetti, geisha podcasts, courtesan Vaudeville, Tokyo Vice Cops, hero juice, and we're sorry, Women!

In Soviet Russia, rod swallow you!

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Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

Minako is on the route to stardom this week as she becomes a finalist in an idol competition! Can she win the judges over with her skill and charm or will Sailor Tin Nyanko turn her dream into a nightmare?

In this episode, we discuss virtual idols and vtubers in Japan. We also talk about cyberpunk furries, Grand Theft Pacman, unlimited fish eggs, the bit that never comes, caring for the villains, A Starseed is Born, momcore, spider-packages, dating cats, KISSer Price, ending up like Du Jour, Ghost Beats, pizza salad, being uncanny valley-ey, "Weebmalion", the KK Slider/Gorillaz collab, trivia, and an email from the times!

Get in the swimsuit, Minako!

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