Welcome back to “Who Are These Guys?” where we tackle the real questions you didn’t know you had.

On today’s episode, Jesse, Jon, Kurt, and Katie take you on a wild ride of half-empty water bottles, legendary snack debates, and somehow end up diagnosing each other’s health problems with the expertise of a Times Square hotdog vendor. 

From “do you really drink enough water?” to why Uncrustables might be your new obsession, this episode’s got it all – sarcasm, snacks, and unsolicited medical opinions.

Grab a seat – or a bottle of water – and get ready to dive in. We promise, it’s more refreshing than kale juice.

[00:30] - Real talk: why don’t people drink water? 

[02:45] - The gospel of Uncrustables 

[08:15] - Celebrating (or criticizing) Columbus Day 

[15:40] - Peanut Butter vs. Jelly: The ultimate debate 

[22:10] - “Carton” or “Jug”? Milk container wars 

[35:20] - Medical advice you probably shouldn’t follow 

[49:55] - Modern snacks and the mystery of 7-Eleven 

[01:02:30] - Election thoughts…or lack thereof