Dan's first day on the new job, dressing talk, soupy salads, pouring too much spices, first day embarrassing moments, airport talk, tsa pre-check, signs of depression, Dan and Tate review Kenny G.

Buzzwords galore, subway memes, Dan got a new job, the future of the show, Dan deletes his facebook and twitter, rap horn free, do nice things happen on Twitter? Validity of YouTube, Daniel watching pilots on airliners, Tate is scared of flying, Tate is judging, lady thinks all relationships are bad, down with men, hurt people hurt people, Dan opens up about his anxiety and mental health issues, Dan's secret to mastering his anxiety, Tate and his wife likes each other, Tortoises doing it, Tortoise times.

Dan tells the story of how he tried to say a nice thing and possibly start an interesting discussion on the Internet and got flamed and called a Nazi sympathizer. Topics include logic, hyperbolic responses, sealioning, having your feelings hurt, being misunderstood, logical fallacies and internet culture.

America Day! Tate apologizes for podcast misconduct, Dan hates fireworks, the history of fireworks, weird America church service, the new rage: tea parties, gate-keeping, what is freedom, National Treasure, Tony Robbins, breathing exercises, priming, aural stimulation.

Tate doesn't understand how wind works, Cheese Bros, RIP Michael Jackson, Tate and Dan argue about MJ, releasing artists songs after death, MJ molestation trial, forcing dead musicians to do things without their consent, K-pop & slave contracts, Silver Dollar City, off air "private" bonus conversations.

Essential vape oils, blowing thicc fatties and phat spliffs, sponsorship deals, Dan doesn't know what a spliff is, Teri's Mac and Cheese, 500 downloads, sponsorship extortion, Tater is maxxed out, how to ruin your children, how Dan's parents ruined him, Dan's nightmare, peen talk, speaking your mind in 2018, letting fear control you, Dan gets real about his anxiety, Dan POSTS THIS EPISODE.

All in on red bull, cringey meeting moments, invitations to parties with strangers, baby boomers vs. Millennials, Dan's dad wears disguises to get beers, before the Internet, Dan and Tate participate in the Hunger Games, Dan backtracks, Tate trolls Dan to get back to work.

Tate answering telemarketers, eliminate all debt, robo calls, Dan drinks an energy drink, Tate shouts energy drink names, Dan's micro stroke, motivation from famous people, lern how to run ball good.

Live from the Pancake King, new car, ihob, Dan is a sucker, marketers ruin memes, no bad publicity, dumpster guy betrayal, delicious e-coli, lgbt and chicken fillet, uber driver hates kissing, everyone has a go fund me, we're all garbage, clickbait titles, Andy Gullahorn.

AM1250, Dan’s psyched out, Lebron, failure, resumes, cover letters, we’re normies, plagerization, merger of the century, baby oil buttered biscuits, cod conditioner, honest feedback, dinners with friends.