It is a shadow's shadow. It is where the world ends. It is the sound of one hand clapping. It is without genre. It is Turner and Hooch.

With love, for Tieren and Ruth.

Starring Whoopi, of cushion fame.

Thank you for the rec, Sister Mary Cam x

Bram Stoker's Biggest Part of Me

WE ARE SO BACK! After a long hiatus, we proudly return to bring you the 2006 Adam Sandler classic, an integral thread in the tapestry of cinema and in the fabric of our own universe. Topics include Samwise Gamgee, time-space continuum, and the wettest, hottest fart ever.

Buckle up, babies! CLICK IT OR TICKET!

Racers...shart your engines.

Mah name's ET ,,, frum Bristol yeah. Yeah luv, ya right? Ya be good yeah? Yeah...fone home yeah?Yah wont to see me make tha byyycicole soah ovah tha moon yeah?

*In a Scottish Accent* That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!

Saw is our Watergate.

I pledge allegiance to the biceps of Henry William Dalgliesh Cavill, and to the Claire Daines who is an anthropomorphized star, young hot people under Michelle Pfieffer, indivisible, with liberty and feather boas for Robert De Niro

We are back from maternity leave and we are so pleased to welcome our new baby Olivia to the podcast! Olivia is one of them "studies cinema academically folk" so we turned to her to help us evaluate the richness of Brendan Fraser's action classic, The Mummy. Topics of discussion include butt cheeks, equipment, horses, trinkets, and Rachel Weisz in those goddamn glasses.