In this episode, we discuss the short and hazardous road to becoming a dictator, the REAL reason Tamagotchi left their home planet, the best virtual pets that don't exist, and organic soccer balls. Oh, and Tamagotchi Town.

Starring Automatic Tiger, Bachelor, OneSecondBefore, Shrug, Tulpa, and VirtualClint.

Links:

The Tamaogotchu music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5WsyN3GWUg&t=0s&list=PLtzBqajn4vZvzfp00IqA0WdWl9L7I5YSt&index=4

And here's the whole video it came from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjdviZ8-lLc&t=0s&list=PLtzBqajn4vZvzfp00IqA0WdWl9L7I5YSt&index=5

The Onahole Tamagotchi nobody has documented: https://twitter.com/BachelorSoft/status/1023653984035323904

The Swan Song gundamgotchi episode we discussed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HncoAK8qRlg

Japanese Tamagotchi animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKtHSuELsc0&index=6&t=0s&list=PLtzBqajn4vZvzfp00IqA0WdWl9L7I5YSt