Super Nintendo Exploration Squad

Holy shit it's been a while huh? We talk about Julian Sands, orbs, Julian Sands' hair, telepathic knife fights, the movie Warlock, the movie Warlock 2, Julian Sands' tackle, and Final Fantasy XIV. Oh, and Warlock for the Super Nintendo. I guess.

Featuring, in order of alphabetic:

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In this episode, we talk about horses, horses, horse names, incest, horses, horsenados, and horses. Oh, and of course...Battle Jockey!

And we do it all in person, baby. 

Starring Tulpa, Cania, Tigress, and Closed, with a special guest appearance by BachelorSoft and first-time-guest Gay Future.

You read that right! It's fucking chuck rock, and we talk about CHUCK FUCKING ROCK. Also: What it's like 50 years in the future, McDonald's 3, Fred (oh god fred), Tim Allen's deleterious effect on the state of psychology, and just...rocks. But mostly we talk about CHUCk. FUCKING. ROCK. 

It's regrettable.

Starring Tigress, Cania, Shrug, Tulpa, OneSecondBefore, and BachelorSoft.

In this episode we talk about Marxism, the Sega Genesis mouse, greedy Luigi, the preservation of video games, how Nintendo kinda sucks shit, and POGs. Oh, and Mario Paint.

Starring: Automatic Tigress, OneSecondBefore, and VastleCaniak

In this episode, we talk about the best way to cut a fish, how fans of the Ninja Five-O games feel about cops, the decrepit faces of professional mahjong players, and something about steel that I could not understand. Oh, and Umihara Kawase

Umihara Kawase is a 1994 platforming puzzle game starring a school girl, Umihara Kawase, who must use her fishing rod as a very complex grappling hook to navigate tricky levels populated with giant, walking fish. There are 50 stages in total, though there are multiple paths through the game depending on how long you take.

Starring Cania, AutomaticTigress, Rudie, Ramona, Shrug, and Tulpa. 

In this episode, we discuss Cocks, Death Land Island, Cocks, how to be impatient, Cocks, and the explorer's choice game Ladystalker. That explorer being Rudie!!

Ladystalker is a spiritual sequel to Landstalker, an isometric RPG...thing. It's kinda cool.

Starring in no particular order: Rudie, Gary, Shrug, AutomaticTiger, and hosted by VastleCania

In this very low population episode, we discuss how Kamen Rider is just one power ranger, what a gundam is, the best possible way to play bingo, and santa's gambling problem. Oh, and of course Battle Dodgeball.

Battle Dodgeball is a dodgeball game...starrring robots and monsters from Kamen Rider, SD Gundam, and something else I can't be bothered to look up right now. It's so bad that only two people were willing to talk about it: Cania and Tigress. This casual episode might actually be one of our best though, despite the myriad technical issues.

In this episode, we discuss how to have an 8 person podcast, Frankenstein, shiny suits, Tulpa quitting, JustBreed, Medieval Books, Keno...oh and Wonder Project J.

Wonder Project J is a 1994 adventure game/ life simulation game, starring Pino, who is definitely a real boy. Train your android boy Pino to lift weights, read books, and possibly stab people with swords. You do this by pointing him to items using the fairy Tinker as essentially a cursor, then praising or scolding him for what he does with that item. This changes his stats and available skills. 

It was developed by the Almanic Corporation, otherwise known as Givro corporation, known for such titles as Wonder Project J 2 and Cosmic Carnage. It was published by Enix, who also released the more famous game Just Breed.

It was only released in Japan, but it had a fan translation released in 2001, only 7 years later! That's what everyone (but Rudie) played.

Starring Mara, Rudie, Srug, Closed, Tulpa, Automatic Tigress, Ramona, and Cania. 

In this episode, we discuss how to have an 8 person podcast, Frankenstein, shiny suits, Tulpa quitting, JustBreed, Medieval Books, Keno...oh and Wonder Project J.

Wonder Project J is a 1994 adventure game/ life simulation game, starring Pino, who is definitely a real boy. Train your android boy Pino to lift weights, read books, and possibly stab people with swords. You do this by pointing him to items using the fairy Tinker as essentially a cursor, then praising or scolding him for what he does with that item. This changes his stats and available skills. 

It was developed by the Almanic Corporation, otherwise known as Givro corporation, known for such titles as Wonder Project J 2 and Cosmic Carnage. It was published by Enix, who also released the more famous game Just Breed.

It was only released in Japan, but it had a fan translation released in 2001, only 7 years later! That's what everyone (but Rudie) played.

Starring Mara, Rudie, Srug, Closed, Tulpa, Automatic Tigress, Ramona, and Cania. 

America’s favorite (citation needed) Taiwanese Developed RPG for sega genesis has finally been examined by the Megadrivers. What mysteries are to be found? Will it live up to it’s title, that this is in fact a saga of brave battles?

And what does any of this have to do with Campbellian Hole Theories?

Listen and all shall be revealed on this this awkwardly timed US General Election Day edition of The Book of megadrive.