Jordan has clearly been reading the Planet of the Apes wiki. Tyler totally relates to the angry astronaut on trial for being human.

Tyler's brain is finally broken by the filmography of Nic Cage. Jordan has heard a lot of good things about the movie "Joe."

We unravel the mystery of why so many time travel movies are actually about love. Jordan loves watching the moon blow up. Tyler discovers that the answer was love the whole time.

Jordan gushes about The Thing, his favorite horror movie. Tyler likes it when stuntmen are lit on fire.

WHO LET US DO A STAR TREK EPISODE?!

Jordan likes Captain Picard more than Captain Kirk. Tyler can't stop talking about Bones.

Tyler is the same age as the coach in the Mighty Ducks movies. Jordan is forced to coach a little league hockey team.

Tyler thinks we're better off without Stanley Kubrick's fabled Napoleon movie. Jordan gets excited and then angry about the script for Gladiator 2.

THE SCRIPT: https://davidgerard.co.uk/gladiator-2-nick-cave.pdf

Our first clip show, baby! Jordan has changed his mind about Nicolas Cage. Tyler combines the Muppets with Lord of the Rings.

Jordan gets mad at the most common plot structure in the modern world. Tyler wants Marvel superheroes to solve their problems without punching each other.

Jordan really, really, really wants a biopic to have something to say. Tyler finally gets to talk about The Social Network.