This week we dive into gender identity and Sex Reassignment Surgery while discussing McNamara/Troy’s first transgender patient, Sophia Lopez. Sydney the social worker psychoanalyzes and diagnoses Sean, and Jes the professional surgery patient is finally satisfied with the recovery time Christian quotes for a procedure.

Nanette Babcock pinpoints exactly how it feels to be an outcast, Mrs. Grubman wears an absolutely offensively colored lingerie set, and Matt’s botched home circumcision may have had no point at all. We also speculate that if we don’t continue quarantining, Halloween might be ruined! So we implore you to stay inside for the sake of Gay Christmas. #listentoscientists #savegaychristmas

Are psychologically damaged teen twins stable enough to get plastic surgery? The answer seems to be a resounding HELL NO. There’s also a surprising amount of talk about Christian’s ability to get an erection, and an especially gross term for the good ol’ lady garden. (We had some intermittent audio issues this episode, but hopefully you stuck with us anyway as we refine our setup!)

On our first episode, we discuss the pilot of Nip/Tuck from music to haircuts to piles of fat. Sydney wants to analyze every character’s trauma, Jes has a bone to pick with Ryan Murphy about boob sizes, and kindergarteners and lesbians sure do exist. We also get slightly serious to talk about why we wanted to start a podcast, and our relationship with Nip/Tuck.