This week Jordan and Kelley discuss the 2007 film, "Snowglobe." They talk about the cruise industry, how not to cast children, and how Douglas just needs a single spark of neurons to be a functioning adult.

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Happy Holidays!!! This week Kelley and Jordan discuss the film, "The Holiday." They also talk about a true menace to society, how different having a baby is in England, and how to properly talk into a flip phone. Warning! there are multiple rants at the end of this episode for atleast 20 minutes. listen with caution.

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This week Jordan and Kelley discuss the film, "Colombiana." They discuss how all sewers lead to the U.S. Embassy, plans that rely too heavily on luck, and the dangers of misogyny.

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This week Kelley and Jordan discuss, "The Princess Diaries." They talk about a plot to seduce a queen, the importance of explaining inside jokes, and the world's worst pizza topping.

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This week Jordan and Kelley bring you a special Halloween episode for the movie, "Hocus Pocus." They discuss the similarities between teenage boys of different eras, the history of Christmas, and how to grab glass bottle without breaking them.

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This week Jordan and Kelley discuss, "The Craft." They talk about bad wigs, the origin of the charmed theme song, and how to not give an apology.

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This week Kelley and Jordan discuss, "Leprechaun." They talk about the various transportation methods of leprechauns, another movie with an endless amount of bullets, and the way Jordan wouldn't mind dying.

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This week Jordan and Kelley discuss, "The Gingerdead Man." They talk about the strength of a giant cookie, how not to flirt, and movie budget you can't believe.

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This week Kelley and Jordan discuss the film, "Practical Magic." They talk about subjects such as what not to do with a police officer, the undeniable chemistry between Sandra Bullock and baggy clothes, and the downside of a coven of PTA moms.

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This week Jordan and Kelley discuss, "Molly's Game." They talk about the impracticality of having a therapist as a father, how to not get a hangover, and the a name worth dying for.

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