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 Alexis "New Money, Who Dis?'' Carrington-Colby is on the prowl.  She gives a mini masterclass on the seduction of persona no grata!  Samantha, aka Sammy Jo’s, presence leaves something to be desired and Jeff continues to spiral into a weird and creepy invasive thought sort of trance . Respectability politics are front and center this episode while Kirby continues to be punished for being the heart’s desire of insecure men. 

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 Hell hath no fury like a Perm Rawd Goddess scorned!  Angie's tolerance for foolishness is at an all-time low. Chase channels KFC's Col. Sanders in a bright and Blanco outfit while Richard avoids sound,  lifesaving advice from Ms. Lynch. An election has the town on edge while Dr. Cousins embraces the bliss of a choice made in ignorance. 

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Welcome to the shortest episode to date. Which soap opera shined brightest this week? They were all good, boldy and bubbly, but who did it best?

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Welcome back to another exciting episode.Urgency is relative on this drama filled episode of Dallas. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

What do you do when your spoiled and emotionally stunted child bites off more than they can chew? Easy, you do what you’ve got to do. JR gaslights the entire family while Euphoria makes good on his contract. Jock takes the reigns back at Ewing Oil and Bobby’s sleuth detective work is Pulitzer Prize worthy. Kristin maneuvers through the side chick handbook and Pam and Sue Ellen greet the prospect of poverty like an old friend.

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Baddies all across the world breathe a sigh of relief. Bad Girl Sammy Joe is back with a new name, new swag and a bundle of joy. Krystal manages to avoid dirt, debris and damage to an all-cream ensemble while Blake desperately tries to connect with Steven. Jeff is still feeling the effects of the double dose of toxic paint and Steven manages to have the most boring funeral ever.

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You've  found me in rare form today!  Any and every one can get it at this point because Falcon Crest is playing in my face right now. What we won't do, on this fine day, is disrespect the Whimsy and Wonder of Ms. Emma Channing. Julia’s prison stint had taken its toll on the resident mild child and Cole has about 3 episodes to get it together, or leave it alone. Surprising,  TV Shania has a backstory that is  is as riveting as it is  adequate  and  intriguing 
As Landry’s life hangs in the balance, Chase and Dr. Cousins are forced to consider the desperate times and the necessity  desperate measures, Lance is in his full villain form and Terry has managed to tap dance on every last character’s nerve. 

This is a goody, if I do say so myself.

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What a  week! After 3 hours of vintage goodness, the good , the bad, the bold & bubbliest parts of Episode 11 have been determined. 
New lovers, old schemes , break ups and morphine. Psychopaths , Psychics,  and a room filled with hot steam.  What more could you want? 

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 This one is good in all the worst ways.  Adam Carrington's diabolical villain rise is on full display as Alexis and Blake continue to search for Steven in Bali. Kirby proves to be interesting, entertaining  and resilient while Jeff's sanity and health are called into question. Check out a vintage recipe from the summer of 96!


Vintage Summer Recipe #2

Candy Pickles

Keep in mind we were kids and made due with what we had. I preferer a pickle you get from a big jar at Cotsco or Sam's Club, but feel free to use what you have on deck

You will need:
An empty pickle jar
one pack of Kool Aid or A large pixie stick 
one fruit roll up or a single stick Jolly Rancher ( dont even know if they sell these anymore)
1 pickle jar worth of water

1. Add water to an empty pickle jar
2. Open pack of Kool Aide or Extra large pixie stick and empty into jar
3. Stir
4. Slice the tip ( half an  inch ) off the top of the pickle
5. Open the single jolly rancher and press it firmly into the pickle until the tip is flush with the top. If you choose to use the fruit roll up , you will need to scoop out around 2 inches of the pickle. Roll the fruit roll up and place it inside the pickle
6. Place the pickle in the pickle jar and seal it.

Refrigerate overnight. The longer you let it sit, the better.

Enjoy and repeat as often as necessary

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Falcon Crest is not playing with you!!  No crumbs left on this extra soapy episode that may just be too hot to handle. The West Coast Bad Girl’s club is fully assembled and  under pressure . Loose lips sink ships and Lance has an arsenal.   Everyone’s favorite Eff-Boy woke up and chose violence. Angela is under pressure as Landry becomes increasingly antsy.  Aunt Terry is officially in the Bad girl hall of fame and all over Chance’s last nerve.  From start to finish, this episode is fire!! 

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Time to kick off another week of Vintage Soap Opera excellence. We’re starting with Dallas and this episode is all about everyone's favorite, somewhat invisible problem child. Lucy falls for JR’s do-dirt lawyer after a staged fight with JR, Pam confronts Bobby for calling her brother a liar and Bobby is inching closer to finding out how the offshore leases were funded. I get a big whiff of fresh nostalgia after watching Lucy and JR pull hat trick on an old rotary phone! Oh ' how I love an old scheme!! Take the phone off the hook friend, this episode requires your full attention.