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Hey Soap Fiends!!
Oh, do I love a two -parter and John Ewing the II doesn’t disappoint! In this sophomore season finale, we find out what happens when a knocked up, down and out, beauty queen is backed into a corner. I’ll give you a hint, its nothing a bottle of mouthwash, a string of pearls and a water pitcher can’t fix. Suellen has had it up to here!! As the tension builds up, her secrets come spilling out. I do declare! The Belle of the ball has come undone, on the season 2 finale!

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Welcome back Soap Fiends! 
Today’s episode is part 1 of our Sophomore Season Showdown. Falcon Crest is up first putting to bed a seasons long mystery, who killed Carlo Aggretti?  Explosions, murder, attempted murder and mystery have become par for the course in Tuscany Valley. Episode 22 has us tracking down 2 of the usual suspects while Vicky prepares to marry a man with some heavy secrets. Lance and Melissa are forced to reckon with the Perm Rod Gawdess and a shocking revelation changes everything! Don’t sleep on the meek and don’t point fingers at the wild. Safe to say no one’s safe. Its anyone’s guess on at this point  as FC goes out with a bang ! 

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It's a quick and woozy episode today, soap fiends!! We review  episode 22" The Outsider "where a pretty & petty lady pulls an uno reverse on JR. On episode 23 " John Ewing III part 1" we watch the downward spiral of two  Ewing ladies under the influence. Bottoms up!

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Welcome to another fun filled addition of Soaplore
Last week , it was all about how good it feels to be bad , this week the Blondes are dropping bombshells all-episode long! You can expect the meek and mild to unhinged and go wild. We’ve got break downs , break ups, set ups and some pretty major let downs. You know they are doing the most because we are on episode away from the Sophomore season finale…..sort of

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Welcome back soap-fiends!!
It’s a “girls got to do what a girl’s got to do “ episode today. You can plot and plan or you can placate and be played. The ladies are once again taking center stage this week and when it comes to losing friends and making enemies nobody does it quite like a vintage bubbly broad. Today’s episode is a rundown of season 2’s episode number 20 of 3 iconic primetime soap operas. Starting with Falcon Crest “Ultimatums” Angela “The Perm Rod Goddess” shows us how to handle men behaving badly .On Dallas a former “Call girl”  is put in a compromising position after JR demands  dirty up a do-gooders squeaky clean image. Dynasty’s “ the Shake Down” has Krystal all shook up over Claudia sudden and damaging new found hate for her.  I’ll give you the good the bad and the ugly and crown one of these Icons the Bubbliest!

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The time has come to bid farewell to a gone to soon Primetime banger.  Our summer series, The Single Season Sensation is finally over. On this very special episode of Soaplore, we are reviewing the final five episodes of the Yellow Rose. Before we say goodbye to the Champion’s and their ranch I’ll give you 6 reasons this show didn’t make the cut during the  golden age of primetime.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SOAP FIENDS!

Welcome to the first episode of 2023. We are starting the year off right with Falcon Crest vs Dynasty vs Dallas. We're reviewing episode 19 of all three shows sophomore season. Today’s episode is a masterclass in vintage soap opera revenge where Petty, Pretty and patience collab with the art of county dumbin’.  

Dallas reintroduces us the young and far less interesting sister of everyone's favorite Bourbon Bae Sue Ellen, two of Dynasty’s bit player’s come out swinging and Falcon Crest shows us all the power of well dressed, eccentric women with time on her hands.  All three episodes read like an entry in the “Petty Labelle “handbook with  more lessons than an afterschool special.

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 It’s the battled of the Bro’s and Baddies on this exciting fun filled addition of Soaplore!  There ‘s a little something for everyone, explosions, backstabbing, hideous outfits and rage fantasies!

As we discuss the plot of Season 2 episode 18, two themes emerge. When a woman is fed up, she moves out! All three shows feature a very fed up and very moved out wife, and a man with no real plan to win her back.

 Dynasty gives us the backstory that I didn’t know I needed while reintroducing a character I had long forgotten. Dallas ties up any loose ends from the “Red File” part one and Falcon Crest put pressure on Angi the perm-rod Gawd. It’s hard out here for our antagonist when people hate you for real, for real!  Settle in Soap Fiends this is gonna be a long and bubbly ride!!

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Welcome back to Soaplore ladies and gentleman. On this episode I finally  come to terms with the tell tale signs of a series dramatic exit. We explore the rando storylines that ultimately  eneded the Yellow Rose's short reign . I'll also  wax poetic about the potential of this woulda , coulda, shoulda vintage gem and the sheer jpy of the AV cart.

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Welcome to the Holiday edition of Soaplore !!!!! We are taking no prisoners today as we explore the life and times and consequences of being the side chick. Today's show is particularly messy and adventuresome. I'll recap both episodes and discuss the holes in the storylines.  We have three Iconic side chicks bearing the consequences of loving completely unavailable men. By the way, the men are leaving me with more questions than answers at this point. For example: Why isn't Jeff the most powerful man in all of Denver? Why is Nick the most dramatic man in all of Denver? Why can't Cliff catch a break? I'm perplexed because Cliff continues to make the most powerful powerless moves and once again finds himself on the receiving end of  JR okie doke! Kick back and enjoy the show and an amazing cocktail or mocktail depending on your preference.

 Cranberry Thanksgiving Cocktail

Feather weight- Use no liquor whatsoever, add 3oz of orange juice, 3oz of sparkling water and  2oz of Cranberry juice . Garnish with mint and fresh cranberries- I promise you wont miss the liquor

Grown and Ready
Step 1- Decide on dark or clear liquor
Step 2- 3oz orange juice, 3ounces of liquor of choice, 2 ounces of Cranberry juice, Ice shake well
Step 3 garnish with fresh cranberries and mint or basil
Step 4 listen to Soaplore!!!!! repeat as needed


Grown and Sexy
Step 1- pull out the  tumbler baby!!!
Step 2- 4oz of orange juice, 6 oz of liquor of choice. 3 oz of fresh cranberry juice
Step 3- fresh cranberries for garnish,  mull a few leaves of mint and add a few more for garnish. Mix well and enjoy!!
Step 4 - Listen to Soaplore, repeat as needed