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This episode is another double header packed with some important life lessons.  We laugh and cry and wipe good mascara from our eyes. Election leaves me wanting and Survival pulls at my heart strings. We watch the Ewing  women wrestle with their respective roles and watch the second slap of the season. 

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In this randomly written masterpiece ,Lucy  has had enough and decides to kick rocks on her 18th birthday . Things go from bad to worst as she and a totally hot slightly unhinged man in a carpet lined  green van man  travel all over the state with no money and no concrete plan , all while driving  mutli- chromatic moss green van, What could possibly go wrong?

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Roses are red violets are blue, forget your first marriage and we all will to. We are reviewing two episodes of the iconic soap.  One is filled with bubbly suds and the other episode is a straight up dud!  In these two episodes we get to watch both Pam  and Sue Ellen go to extreme measures to keep their families in tact. Black Market baby is the soapy soap opera blueprint while Double Wedding  is a likely story even by cheesy soap opera standards. Sit back and enjoy

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What sort of trickery  is this? Is Bobby a scumbag a la JR 2.0? Is there a secret child threatening the throne ? In this very special " double feature" we explore the true nuances of the Ewing family.  It's the circle of life people! We question the paternity in one episode and the longevity of the family patriarch in another . Sit back, relax and pour your self something bubbly because we are getting down  to the real tension between Texas' favorite sons!.....passive aggressively of course. Welcome to the drama folks!!!

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I've been keeping a secret . I have ALWAYS despised  the totally awesome and rad decade that birthed me.  In this bonus episode I explain why the 80's were not a vibe and try to get to the origin of my distain.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the prodigal son has returned. Gary Ewing is in the building looking like a 1978 snack.....sort of. The prodigal son has returned......reluctantly of course. He's got the warmth of nostalgia luring him back to the ranch but is the cold cumbersome weight of responsibility too much to bear? It is when you've already got a chip on your shoulder. 
JR gives us a masterclass in emotional manipulation and Gary shows us how to break hearts in Texas. Join me for another exciting addition of Dallas

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This episode is all about celebrating....until it isnt. What happens when you mix an open bar with lifelong enimies and North Texas heat? A booze soaked episode you wont soon forget !! Join me as I recap episode 5 of the orignial season of Dallas. 
One suprise announcement drives 4 people to drinkin.  There are highs, there are lows and lots of backless, strapless  dress wearing  Texans rubbing elbows.
 Spring has sprung and the drama has only just begun.  I'll give you tips for a successful bbq and explain why its impossible to keep a poker face  with a gut full of alchohol

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What happens when Mr. Steal yo girl forgets to sweep the motel for evidence? A hostage and hurricane situtation, thats what! Never cross a man with nothing to lose. Its our 20th official  episode but we are  holding on for dear life watching episode four of the original Dallas.  As  hurricane winds threaten the ranch , JR , Ray and the Ewing women are held hostage by Jr's lovers husband.  Lies  and bare thighs are exsposed before its all said and done,  and we bare witness to one of the best scenes of the series. Forget the wind storm, nothing is colder than a Texas women scorned.

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In this episode we finally dive into the original season of Dallas. We meet the Ewing and the Barnes and find out if vintage soap opera beef is bigger in Texas

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Welcome to the creme de la creme of awards show!!! Thats right this is the show you've all been waiting for. We are awarding the moments we cant forget. Soaplore presents ...The Bubbly Sudsies- Catagories include:
Best  Side Eye- Nominees
Krystal Carringtion, and Angela Channing

Most valuable Right Hand Man-
Josephe the Butler (Dynasty)
 Andrew the Lawyer ( Dynasty)
Gus ( Falcon Crest)
Chao-Li ( falcon Crest)

Young Lady , that is quite enough!
Fallon Carrington -Colby (Dynasty)
Vicky Gioberti- ( Falcon Crest)
Lindsey Blaisedale ( Dynasty)
Best House Situation
Carrington Manor (Dynasty)
Falcon Crest Victorian ( Falcon Crest)
Gioberte Baby Castle ( Falcon Crest)

Most Likely to blow up your spot
Michael- (Dynasty0
Lance ( Falcon Crest)
Emma ( Falocon Crest

No "I" in team
Chase and Maggie Gioberte ( Falcon Crest)

Mr. Steal yo Girl
Matthew Blaisedale ( Dynasty)
Lance ( Falcon Crest)
Cecil Colby ( Dynasty)
Blakce Carrington ( Dynasty)
Cole Gioberte ( Falcon Crest)
Stephen Carrington ( Dynasty)