Hi Crushes! Zardes sends it straight to Cleveland! We're back settling the score on carrot cake, recapping MLS, and jumping to ridiculous conclusions about why FC Cincinnati's Allan Cruz was benched. We make the ultimate broadcasting decision that Alexi Lalas out, Mike Lahoud in. We also celebrate the end of Leo season with a round of Which Leo? Test your Leo Fernandes and Leo Bertone knowledge with us! 

*This episode was recorded Monday, August 24th before the MLS/sports strikes. 

It's Beth's birthday, Crushes! Matt joins us while we talk about FC Cincy roster moves and who we'd bring in, Chrissy and John, and Beth's birthday shenanigans. Matt shares his lifelong soccer love story and he and Beth face off to prove who is the most knowledgeable Liverpool fan, but who's to say? 

It's Abbi's birthday! Put on your dirty lazy clothes and join us while we make plans to turn Al Lang Stadium into an Airbnb-- bring your own Ouija board and get your soccer crushes ready for MASH! Find out why MLS gives us anxiety, why we are team #TrusttheJaap, and what shenanigans have transpired. Trisha steps into Beth's world and gives a bio you definitely don't want to miss. 

Hi Crushes! Who floppy fouled? You'll have to tune in to find out. We recap PL, MLS, USL and make some MLS Covid Cup predictions. And what took months in the making, Rupe joins us to share his soccer love story. Beth gives the Liverpool Bio everyone's been waiting for-- Steven Gerrard. 

HIII Crushes! We're back and discussing what's going on around the leagues- the MLS is Back cup and how a FC Cincy win lives in Atlanta's heads rent free, how we want all of the ladies to win the NWSL and yay! a new team? And we dive into our crushiest USL club and do a Rate the Rowdies roster-- you'll want to find out who is ok, ok, ok, ok, ok and who's oh, he cute and everything in between.  Don't miss our midwestern niceties roast and our tactic talk.

love the club you love. 

Hi Crushes! DID WE JUST BECOME ROWDIES FANS? YUP.

We share our love of the Tampa Bay fan base that carried their crush to victory in our last COTW. We give snaps for the ladies of the NWSL for playing the best soccer- Go Ladies! And what's that?? FCC WON A MATCH?! Join us for some fun and laughs and a new bio. 

Hi Crushes! Tune in to hear us lament about our horrible FCC loss, the MLS is Back tournament in general- complete with a road trip plan to collect Tommy McCabe from Orlando, and about the worst soccer tattoo in the history of ever. Meet our new friend Drunken Crewzer who is deeply confused about sarcasm. And a special Brian McBride bio who maybe has the most soccer injuries and is still so handsome.

Hi Crushes! Get ready to laugh. Jess hangs out and shares her love story and we get the best sister banter. We express our fears over the Orlando airport, the state of FC Cincy twitter, and we play the most ridiculous game of "Who is that? Does he play for us?" Freshen up on your roster knowledge, roll your eyes at Alexi Lalas, and join us! 

Hi Crushes! We've missed you so much in our soccer hiatus. Catch back up with Abbi, Beth and Trisha and find out what we've been up to and who's soccer quarantine content we've loved most. We discuss the current soccer climate and how important the #BLM movement is, Playing for Pride, crazy MLS is back predictions, and if we even remember who is on the FC Cincy team- yikes. 

Hiiii Crushes! WE MISS YOU. Join us as we record from our bathroom and kitchen to bring you quarantine updates, crazy MLS predictions on all the matches we've missed, and the bio we've all been waiting for... okay, Abbi's been waiting for.

The most important takeaways: Stay safe and wash your hands and Sporty Spice is a Liverpool fan.