Soccer Neophytes

Soccer Neophytes

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Soccer Neophytes episodes

  • S4E7: Dainty Version of Lavender

    A West Ham-Man United thriller!

    Chelsea and Liverpool toe to toe
    What is Brighton's ceiling?
    Who should be more concerned Wolves-Leeds?
    Carabao Cup Preview


    Kemi's focus: Leeds United

    Term of the Week: Yellow For Shirt Removal

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 9 min
  • S4E6: Seeing Red

    Like the rest of the world we talk Ronaldo.

    Like all of American soccer fans we talk about why Peacock sucks.
    Like all of the West Midlands we talk about how Wolves have finally scored.

    We also touch on red cards, worldly strikes, and our amazing 4-0 Lock It In week!


    Kemi's focus: Aston Villa? Or Chelsea!

    Term of the Week: Goal line technology


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    57 min
  • S4E5: There Was No Skin To Skin

    Chris and Nate go head to head RE: the foul/no foul on Neves.

    Tim talks about the disappointing-not disappointing LIV-CHE draw.

    Kemi gives us his kombucha-soaked thoughts on Tottenham.

    We don't even mention Ronaldo until the 45 min.

    Transfer News + more!


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster 

    1 hr 8 min
  • S4E4: Nate Had Cornrows?!

    The highs and lows of goal celebrations.

    Romelu Lukaku Arrives!
    Arsenal and Norwich in trouble.
    5 6 point teams.
    We spend WAY too long talking about Arsenal.

    Kemi Focus: Chelsea

    Term of the Week: Point Structure


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 5 min
  • S4E3: Tears, Boogers, and Hey Jude!

    Soccer returns, fans return, Liverpool United and Chelsea return, Nuno-ball returns and when (and where) will Harry Kane return?

    We each make a week one over-reaction. 

    Kemi focus: Liverpool.

    Term of the Week: Clean Sheet


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    58 min
  • S4E2: The Nigerian Neophyte

    Season Preview!

    We introduce the world to Kemi Ndolo, this season's neophyte.  

    Predictions: Relegated Teams, Top 7, Top Goal Scorer, & Wolves Award (newly promoted team who will finish highest)

    Best/Worst Kits

    Lock It In

    American Watch


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 14 min
  • S4E1: Promoted Teams Preview

    New Name. New Logo. New Contributor. Same Neophytic Content!

    To launch season 4 we introduce Tim Hoiland, our guest from S1E1, as a new regular contributor.

    TIm, Chris, and Nate give a run down on the Premier League's newest promoted clubs: Norwich City, Brentford, and Watford. What do you need to know about each club, including a little history, manager, players to know, and most importantly, kits!

    Football Neophytes S1E1: https://anchor.fm/football-neophytes/episodes/1_Liverpool-e4r1dj

    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    51 min
  • S3 Bonus: What if...?

    One of my (Nate) biggest regrets in life is not following Premier League while I lived in the Czech Republic for 7+ years.  I was single and the ease of flying there would have given me plenty of opportunity to see matches all over the country and to follow whatever team I supported.  

    In this episode we explore the what if...? What if, after the 2006 World Cup, I decided to use the same criteria as I did 12 years later and chose a team...what if Chris and Kyle did the same.  Who would we chose?


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    36 min
  • S3E32: And The Team Is...

    Kyle picks his team

    Nuno out 😥

    Prediction Review

    Bruno Award: Best Transfers

    Goal of the Year

    Traore Award: Favorite New Player

    Lock it In Winner


    Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster

    1 hr 6 min

About Soccer Neophytes

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Nate, Chris, and Andrew are soccer neophytes.