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October 29, 2024 S7E11 - While the Cat's Away the Mice Will...
We're reminded once again that existence is pain
The beautiful game can be quite cruel
We finally have our first sacking of the young season.

Neophyte Focus: Tottenham

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 183
47 min
October 22, 2024 S7E10 - Father Provides Gentle Rebuke
Spurs remind us it's a beautiful game.
Forest and Palace are two teams that exist.
Finally down to our last lossless club.
The legend of Johnny Stones continues to grow.

Neophyte Focus: Liverpool

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 182
1 hr 35 min
October 08, 2024 S7E9 - Bienvenidos a los Neofitos del Futbol
Spurs Gonna Spur
Wolves Gonna Wolf
United Gonna United
Ellie Features: Brighton

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 180
1 hr 18 min
October 01, 2024 S7E8 - We All Hate Cole Palmer
Spurs continue digging Ten Hag's grave
Cole Palmer's record setting half
Arsenal Chelsea and Liverpool take advantage of City's draw
Premier League is soft as fuck
Ellie Features: Manchester United

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 180
1 hr 17 min
September 24, 2024 S7E7 - I Stand With Kyle Walker
Stones from Stone
A Handball for the Ages
Which Neophyte's Manager Will Be Sacked First?
New Segment: Most Surprising
Ellie Features: Manchester City

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 179

1 hr 19 min
September 17, 2024 S7E6 - Three Headers Away From A Hat Trick
North London Derby
Point deduction rumors
Everton collapses...again
Ellie features Fulham

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 178
1 hr 22 min
September 03, 2024 S7E5 - Addition By Subtraction
Ellie's Focus: Ipswich Town
The transfer deadline has passed...
So has Everton's time in the Premier League?
A rough-ish weekend for the Soccer Neophytes!
Who has had the most surprising start?

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 177
1 hr 22 min
August 27, 2024 S7E4 - How Many Oasis Songs Can You Name?
Ellie reviews Arsenal
Wolves are Shit
Everton are Shittier
Our Best Bets are Shittiest
...and Oasis?

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 176
1 hr 20 min
August 20, 2024 S7E3 - Burgeoning Feuds
Matchweek One Review:

Ellie reviews Crystal Palace.
Burgeoning Feuds.
Over-reactions!

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 175
1 hr 27 min
August 13, 2024 S7E2 - Introducing Ellie, Predictions, and Kits!
The best episode of the season!

We introduce season seven's neophyte, Ellie.
You get to hear our off the wall Predictions.
And we tell you the truth about the best (and worst) kits.

Music is 'We Back Baby' by DJ DENZ The Rooster
Episode 174
2 hr 7 min

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