This week, Francesca and Katie discuss the ongoing success of their bird taming plans, the most powerful pirate of all time and how to make candied apple porridge that puts the 'ER' in butter.

This week, after a brief hiatus, Francesca and Katie mull over the continued importance of slow living, whether Francesca likes science fiction, and if the Secret of NIMH should be classified as a horror film . ***** The Guardian 'If they don't win a Pulitzer for journalism, a grave wrong has been done to them.' 

Live, laugh, leek. That's what Katie and Francesca always say, and now, you can listen to them extol on this simple and effective life philosophy. ***** The New York Times 'they changed my life' 

Francesca and Katie talk you through a honeycomb recipe, discuss the greatest boxing movie of all time and systematically throw their middle school boyfriends under the bus. Disclaimer: this episode has a plethora of explicit content. 

Francesca and Katie introduce you to their podcast format. They cover a range of topics, from how to make friends with crows, to how to make perfect meringues. 

A little taste of our podcast which is on its way to you. Francesca and Katie plum the depths of idiocy to bring you a slice of joy in these difficult times.