Today, on Lance's Miscellaneous Items & Things, someone new enters the shop! She is a strong warrior, artist, and friend, and more in touch with her emotions than most people will ever be. Leelah speaks words of wisdom, Zaiden points out the flaws in branding on the Isle of Illusions, and Periwinkle points out our protagonist's abnormal sense of cheerfulness. Plus, the lead loser, the word “inquisitive,” even more alliteration, and, of course, a jackalope. We'll see you in the near future for a new episode!