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Grab your horrific, malformed, mutant siamese twin because it’s time to watch Malignant! Watch as Kasey loses all respect she previously had for James Wan (jk we luv u Mr. Wan), James figures out that maybe horror movies aren’t his thing, and Charlie has a mental breakdown over just about everything.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Ethan Rudder, Jeanette Clark, Michael & Heather Clark, Peter DeLisio, Mariah Helm, and Hero! Maybe we are all secretly part of the same mutant body and were conjoined at birth. No one can technically disprove it.

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Grab your gelatinous, gooey boyfriend because it’s time to get comfortable and watch Venom: Let There Be Carnage! Watch as Kasey recites the entire history of Marvel comics, James revolts against Marvel’s multiversal message, and Charlie plays angel’s advocate for his favorite bromance since him and James.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Ethan Rudder, Jeanette Clark, Michael & Heather Clark, Peter DeLisio, Mariah Helm, and Hero! Instead of matching tattoos, let’s get matching symbiotes. I call the one the weirdest name!

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Grab your kyber crystals and Waifu Leia body pillows because it’s time to enjoy SOCRATIC CINEMA’S SEASON 5 PREMIERE: STAR WARS VISIONS! Watch as Kasey uses her prophetic powers to predict the future of Star Wars, James defends what is almost certainly the worst episode of the entire series, and Charlie (live from his mother’s basement) cries foul on Visions for not having the spirit of the original trilogy.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Ethan Rudder, Jeanette Clark, Michael & Heather Clark, Peter DeLisio, Mariah Helm, and Hero! When Jabba the Hutt comes calling YOU BETTER KNOW I’m getting y’all to form a band.

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Draft a team of your favorite Warner Bros. Studios’ characters and teach Lebron James the true meaning of basketball and BEING LOONEY because it’s time to talk about Space Jam: A New Legacy! Watch as Kasey educates the boys on NBA trivia, Charlie laments that Lebron James is in fact, NOT an actor, and James SWEARS that he saw the imposter from Among Us acting real sus in the background of the movie...

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Ethan Rudder, Jeanette Clark, Michael & Heather Clark, Peter DeLisio, and Mariah Helm! You all would do GREAT in a basketball match against beloved cartoon characters.

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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LISTEN UP COMRADE IT IS TIME TO CRUSH THE DIRTY AMERICANS IN THIS SPECIAL EPISODE ABOUT BLACK WIDOW! Watch as Kasey exposes the harsh truth behind #girlboss Natasha Romanoff, James invents his own superhero team, and Charlie informs James that that superhero team already exists and is, in fact, the Thunderbolts.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Emma Rudder, Jeanette Clark, and Michael and Heather Clark! We would be so effective as a team of trained, Russian sleeper agents -- I just know it!

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Make sure to feed your personal heart-fueled fire demon because it’s time to get comfy and talk about Howl’s Moving Castle! Watch as Kasey revels in the fact that Christian Bale plays Howl, James grows more powerful with yet another Ghiblinity stone, and Charlie snuffs out his inner Calcifer.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Emma Rudder, Jeanette Clark, and Michael and Heather Clark! I would turn into a bird man to save you from a fascist dictatorship any day of the week! Except for Tuesdays, those are busy for me.

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Curl up in some blankets and stare endlessly into the blankness of your inner-self because it’s time to watch Inside! Watch as Kasey sets a precedent by not rating a movie 8.5/10, James gets annoyed with Bo Burnham’s entire schtick, and Charlie internally combusts out of frustration.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Emma Rudder, Jeanette Clark, and Michael and Heather Clark! I would happily have an existential crisis with all of you :)

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Podcast Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22r5KXt2rDg&list=PL_rw0im3Y1ZuFkc6T2JUm6rHNM8RO-heF

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Eat some pasta and examine your unconscious biases because it’s time to talk about Luca! Watch as Kasey reminds us all that Pixar still can’t make a movie without including a missing parent, James invents at least 37 new terms to describe nonsense things, and Charlie silencios his Bruno.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Emma Rudder, Jeanette Clark, and Michael and Heather Clark! If I was a fisherman and you guys were horrible sea creatures, I still wouldn’t hunt you down with a spear :)

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Buy some scratchers and turn on the AC because it’s time to talk about the summer’s hottest movie, In the Heights! Watch as Kasey dances to the beat of LMM’s great music, James examines the connection between the movie and Do the Right Thing, and Charlie fan girls over the Piragua scene.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Emma Rudder, Jeanette Clark, and Michael and Heather Clark! I would share the AC with you on a hot summer day!

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

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Important Note: We greatly apologize for any misgendering/incorrect pronoun usage during our discussion. We are aware that that Jonathan Van Ness is nonbinary and that Megan Rohrer also uses singular they pronouns. We never intend to misgender anyone, and we greatly respect the gender identity and expression of all individuals. We are sorry for our mistake and will be more attentive in the future.

Clean up your rooms and prepare to be transformed because it’s time for a very special episode about Queer Eye! Watch as Kasey examines the relationship between the Church and the LGBTQ+ community, James gives a very questionable tierlist of the best Queer Eye hosts, and Charlie fights for Jonathan Van Ness’s honor.

Special thanks to our patrons Rachel DeLisio, John DeLisio, Samuel Copeland, Emma Rudder, Jeanette Clark, and Michael and Heather Clark! If I was to choose anyone to form a self-help posse with, it would be you guys!

Thank you to Riley Smith for editing this video! Riley is a freelance video editor and sound artist. Riley can be contacted at [email protected] and can be found on Instagram @rileychrissmith.

SUBSCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm9dFcyGaQYEyP2ofZYa9kg

Podcast Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22r5KXt2rDg&list=PL_rw0im3Y1ZuFkc6T2JUm6rHNM8RO-heF

Instagram: @socratic_cinema

Twitter: @cinemasocratic

Twitch: twitch.tv/socraticcinema