BITE THE APPLE, BABY!!! (Y)OUR FAVOURITE BOYBAND IS BACK. 🍎🪩🪨

What better way to connect than by honouring our fangirl roots? This week, Abbey and Michelle revert back to their ways when they had significant followings online - followings they didn't utilize to ensure they would never have to work again. Idiots! Fools! Jesters!

We're talking about 5 Seconds of Summer, babes. The Australian pop-rock-band-not-a-boyband-but-is-a-boyband? that captured our hearts all the way back in 2011. Their album is fresh, it's hot, and it has us feeling 17 again. We thought it would be fun to make an educated guess about their new album "EVERYONE'S A STAR!" and be a little delusional while we're at it.

And if you're a member of 5SOS reading this, our numbers are: (2 xx) xxx xxxx and (2 xx) xxx xxxx. xo!

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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HAPPY ALL HALLOWS' EVE!! 👻🧛🏼‍♂️🐺🧟‍♂️

It's time to conjure up those spirits - both supernatural and in liquid form!

This week, Abbey and Michelle share their "Top 10 Scariest Moments." From modern dating to the acceptance of human mortality, this list will definitely send shivers down your spine. (Maybe wear an extra layer? It's going to make your costume look a little funny, but we're living in the Northern Hemisphere, so like, everyone knows the limitations of a corset and a pair of bloomers. You look hot, babe. We'll coatcheck when we hit King W.)

Enjoy your treats and your tricks! xo, abbey and mish

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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WE ARE SOOOOOOO BACK. Because for a moment we were SOOOOOOO GONE. Sorry for missing last week, babes! To tide you over, we're here with eleven minutes of life updates. Definitely not to remind you we exist....no...not at all!!

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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When you have a good thing going, why not milk it for all that it's worth until there's nothing left? That's kinda what we have for you this week, folks.

Mish and Abbey are so booked, busy, and blessed that they're reaching into the archives and bringing you "Cooking Mama(s) Part 2."

From a complete lack of things to talk about, to deep introspection, to light cooking ASMR, to the abrupt end of the episode, this week is really a mess. But hey, showing up isn't about doing it perfectly! This week, we embrace the authentic and the endearing. <3

Thanks for tuning in, babes. We'll be back and we'll be current in a couple of weeks. Xo!!

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Leaves are changing colour, Toronto patios are trickling away, soup is simmering in the pot. It's almost fall, babes. Can you believe it?

This week, Abbey and Michelle share some of their personal goals for the changing season. It was supposed to be the "Summer of Softblock." Now, perhaps we transition into, "Friendship Fall" or "Aspirational Autumn." Ehhh.. it's a work in progress. (And aren't we all!)

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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In the words of Mariah Carey, "Why you so obsessed with me?" and "You're delusional, you're delusional." This week, we're talking about parasocial relationships.

As both participants and recipients of parasocial behaviour, Abbey and Mish each share a non-exhaustive list of their favourite public figures (and their close, personal connections to them). It's all real, right? Ha ha ha. We would *totally* get along with every person on this list. We're not weird! Like, at all!

[Editor's note: This is all in good fun. We will NOT show up at anyone's home or assassinate a political figure to get your attention.]

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Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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ONE OF US WENT TOO HARD AND HAS TO GO TO A WORK POTLUCK?! What an iconic dilemma to face.

This week, Michelle and Abbey are in the kitchen, testing out new recipes and new microphones. This episode is more of a casual chat with some sweet lil' ASMR moments (squeezing lemons, crunching kale, there's some real Martha Stewart business taking place). And in true fashion, we're yappers, so we've broken this week up into a two-parter for your listening needs.

Thanks for stopping by! Remember to hit your fibre goals! xo

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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Hey divas, come join us for a lil' happy hour adult bevvy!!

This week, Abbey and Michelle sit down for some good, old-fashioned chatting. From new jobs, to closed shows, to celebrity fathers, to accidental intimacy at the Dufferin Mall, the duo covers everything pop culture and everything personal (which, let's face it, should be considered 'popular culture' at this point).

Oh, and happy Lion's Gate Portal, babes! Set some good intentions for us. xo

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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The rumours are true: We DO think we're above everyone and everything else. (Not really.)

This week, Michelle and Abbey talk celebrity scandals and discuss what they would do in their designer shoes. Spoiler alert: probably the exact same thing. Shoplifting, intimate videos, throwing up milk - softblock covers it all.

Happy 10th episode, babes! xo

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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Estate of Frank Sinatra!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE don't sue us!!!!!!!!!

This week, Abbey and Michelle recollect their trip to New York City last June. A spur-of-the-moment decision, actually made quite calmly and deliberately in advance, they share stories of comedy shows, torrential downpours, and friends made on Omegle.

Softblock, The Podcast is a new Canadian show hosted by Abbey Humphreys-Morris and Michelle Blight. Softblock is the ramification of two young girls meeting at an underfunded public school nearly two decades ago. Trauma-bonded by standardized testing, high school theatre programs, terrible ex-boyfriends, arts degrees, and shitty inflated apartments, Michelle and Abbey invite you to join their kitchen floor time, their bar rambling, and nearly twenty years of friendship.

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