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Soggy Bottom Pirates | Session Three: Crackle's Revenge
They stole a cop car. Now they have to live with it.
The Silver Ladle is cutting through the Milky Sea with four people who absolutely should not be operating a Knights of the Bowl vessel, wearing Knights of the Bowl uniforms, arguing about Knights of the Bowl employment law. The first order of business: a formal performance review for the guy who blew himself up last episode. The second: figuring out who can actually read the pirate contracts.
Our crew debates what to do with their extremely stolen, extremely recognizable ship. Crinkle suggests his old friend a retired Toucan Folk cartographer. Bearnaby starts sanding off the ship's name immediately. Allistra throws the bee overboard. The bee deserved it.
But the Charted Wake, a floating tavern in the middle of nowhere, isn't having the quiet day it expected either. Something rainbow-colored and deeply wrong has attached itself to the hull, and it's spawning bubble creatures with hands. The crew's solution: fire a cannon at it. The cannon rolls a Natural 20. Sixty-three points of damage. The DM had planned a whole encounter. The DM is fine.
After rescuing an old Toucan Folk friend, a small Smackling child named Missing Meg, the crew learns something that changes everything. The Soggy Bottom Pirates, supposedly mythical pirate lords of the outer rim, might be real. And might be responsible for Cracklecradle Port.
Then they spend fifteen minutes arguing about what to name their ship. Democracy is tested.
What to expect: Corporate employment structures applied to piracy, a tiger who can't read trying very hard to bluff through a contract review, the phrase "gay ass station" earning a permanent place in the show's vocabulary, a Yoshi flutter-jump across a boarding plank, and the single greatest cannon shot in history.
Content Note: This episode contains fantasy violence, accidental profanity becoming a running bit, extended debates about ship naming that test the bonds of friendship, mild workplace bullying of an intern bee, and a DM whose Maryland accent becomes a plot point. Listener discretion advised.
The Silver Ladle is gone. Long live the Crackle's Revenge. Next stop: Berry Bay.
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About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty
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By The Misadventuring PartyThey stole a cop car. Now they have to live with it.
The Silver Ladle is cutting through the Milky Sea with four people who absolutely should not be operating a Knights of the Bowl vessel, wearing Knights of the Bowl uniforms, arguing about Knights of the Bowl employment law. The first order of business: a formal performance review for the guy who blew himself up last episode. The second: figuring out who can actually read the pirate contracts.
Our crew debates what to do with their extremely stolen, extremely recognizable ship. Crinkle suggests his old friend a retired Toucan Folk cartographer. Bearnaby starts sanding off the ship's name immediately. Allistra throws the bee overboard. The bee deserved it.
But the Charted Wake, a floating tavern in the middle of nowhere, isn't having the quiet day it expected either. Something rainbow-colored and deeply wrong has attached itself to the hull, and it's spawning bubble creatures with hands. The crew's solution: fire a cannon at it. The cannon rolls a Natural 20. Sixty-three points of damage. The DM had planned a whole encounter. The DM is fine.
After rescuing an old Toucan Folk friend, a small Smackling child named Missing Meg, the crew learns something that changes everything. The Soggy Bottom Pirates, supposedly mythical pirate lords of the outer rim, might be real. And might be responsible for Cracklecradle Port.
Then they spend fifteen minutes arguing about what to name their ship. Democracy is tested.
What to expect: Corporate employment structures applied to piracy, a tiger who can't read trying very hard to bluff through a contract review, the phrase "gay ass station" earning a permanent place in the show's vocabulary, a Yoshi flutter-jump across a boarding plank, and the single greatest cannon shot in history.
Content Note: This episode contains fantasy violence, accidental profanity becoming a running bit, extended debates about ship naming that test the bonds of friendship, mild workplace bullying of an intern bee, and a DM whose Maryland accent becomes a plot point. Listener discretion advised.
The Silver Ladle is gone. Long live the Crackle's Revenge. Next stop: Berry Bay.
About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762
Website: https://www.themisadventuri
About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762
Website: https://www.themisadventuringparty.com/