The Spindle has gone dark. Cracklecradle Port smells like smoke and regret, and somewhere beneath the milky waves, a robot full of stolen god-essence is walking toward who-knows-where with a bird scientist in a bubble.
Our heroes, if we're being generous with that word, are left standing in the wreckage with nothing but questions, a handful of bets, and the dawning realization that maybe they should get a boat. The con artist writes a mysterious note and hands it to a bear. The Tigris fighter storms off to find her mentor and gets information she absolutely does not want. The bear starts looting a church. And the anxious Honeykin cook? He just accidentally quit his job via prolonged eye contact with his boss and is now being handed a coconut bomb by strangers.
The plan is simple: volunteer to unload a Knights of the Bowl supply ship, create a small distraction, and sail off into the sunset as definitely-not-pirates. The execution involves a tiny leprechaun disguised as a tiger child saying "come on, mommy," a guard who really wants to talk about step-parenting, and a cleric who decides the best place to plant an explosive is inside the church.
What to expect: Magical honey smeared on wounds with concerning enthusiasm, a natural 20 that reveals way too much about incoming ships, mirror conversations with entities that refuse to answer, "the oven" as an alibi, a Suggestion spell requesting a 30-minute dance routine, one guard kicked into the harbor, one guard who stops splashing suspiciously fast, and the birth of the most reluctant pirate crew in the Milky Bowl.
Content Note: This episode contains fantasy violence, theological disputes about cereal mascots, a character literally blowing up his place of worship, mild murder, the phrase "oily balls" said way too many times, and one bee who takes 11 damage from his own bomb. He's fine. Mostly. Listener discretion advised.
The Silver Ladle has been stolen. Commander Oatsworth is furious. And somewhere out there, Master PF is waiting to be found.
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About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762
Website: https://www.themisadventuringparty.com/
