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The Northlight Agency | Session Four: Credit Card Declined
Armed with peppermint boomerangs, nutcracker knuckles, and a suspiciously convenient jet pack from Tinsel Hartford's secret armory, the Northlight Agency launches their final assault to save Christmas. Their first obstacle? A sentient tornado made entirely of "Thank You" shopping bags. Their second? Santa's own reindeer - now chrome-plated, LED-eyed robots demanding credit card verification for flight.
But the true horror waits in Santa's throne room: The Hunger itself. Wendell Graves, a commerce-obsessed villain who's been extending Black Friday for a century, has fused himself with a massive mechanical Turkey and stolen Santa's power. When the Turkey's chest cracks open and Graves emerges screaming "You can't stop the market!" - our heroes realize they're not just fighting a monster. They're fighting capitalism itself.
This D&D 2024 actual play delivers robot reindeer combat, a two-phase boss fight, the power of Christmas music as a literal weapon, and one terrified yeti throwing a baseball bat while running away.
What to expect: Absurdist horror shopping bags, "credit card required for flight," a yeti ice breath that nearly kills everyone (including allies), Jinx singing Mariah Carey to defeat evil, and the most satisfying villain imprisonment location ever: underneath Macy's.
Content Note: This episode contains fantasy violence, mild adult humor (PG-13), capitalism as the true villain, friendly fire incidents, and a retirement conversation that's been 400 years overdue. Listener discretion advised.
The Northlight Agency has concluded! Stay tuned for our next campaign and upcoming live shows. Subscribe now and never miss an adventure!
About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762 Website: https://www.themisadventuringparty.com
About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762
Website: https://www.themisadventuringparty.com/
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By The Misadventuring PartyArmed with peppermint boomerangs, nutcracker knuckles, and a suspiciously convenient jet pack from Tinsel Hartford's secret armory, the Northlight Agency launches their final assault to save Christmas. Their first obstacle? A sentient tornado made entirely of "Thank You" shopping bags. Their second? Santa's own reindeer - now chrome-plated, LED-eyed robots demanding credit card verification for flight.
But the true horror waits in Santa's throne room: The Hunger itself. Wendell Graves, a commerce-obsessed villain who's been extending Black Friday for a century, has fused himself with a massive mechanical Turkey and stolen Santa's power. When the Turkey's chest cracks open and Graves emerges screaming "You can't stop the market!" - our heroes realize they're not just fighting a monster. They're fighting capitalism itself.
This D&D 2024 actual play delivers robot reindeer combat, a two-phase boss fight, the power of Christmas music as a literal weapon, and one terrified yeti throwing a baseball bat while running away.
What to expect: Absurdist horror shopping bags, "credit card required for flight," a yeti ice breath that nearly kills everyone (including allies), Jinx singing Mariah Carey to defeat evil, and the most satisfying villain imprisonment location ever: underneath Macy's.
Content Note: This episode contains fantasy violence, mild adult humor (PG-13), capitalism as the true villain, friendly fire incidents, and a retirement conversation that's been 400 years overdue. Listener discretion advised.
The Northlight Agency has concluded! Stay tuned for our next campaign and upcoming live shows. Subscribe now and never miss an adventure!
About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762 Website: https://www.themisadventuringparty.com
About The Misadventuring Party: A high-energy actual play podcast featuring professional Orlando entertainers bringing magic, chaos, and unforgettable characters to life. New episodes weekly-ish.
Follow the show:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisadventuringParty
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themisadventuringparty
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@themisadventuringparty
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100094097430762
Website: https://www.themisadventuringparty.com/