We adore Bram Stoker's Dracula. But don't be confused by our proclamation of love, followed by many minutes explaining how boring it is. We love it, we swear!
It turns out that The Haunting of Hill House is one of the finest shows Netflix has produced to date, and it is NOT because our expectations were somewhat easy to surpass.
An R-rating would have improved it, more interesting characters and better casting would have improved it, but we had fun nonetheless. Venom was alright.