Breaking down what I liked and didn't like from the Battlehawks' defense in Week one, and then we give out some awards like the 'Too much dip on your chip' award.

Breaking down what I liked and didn't like about the Battlehawks Week 1 offense. Part 2 will be on the defense.

You have to think Houston's season is over after that

There's not a whole lot to preview, but we have to learn something about this team, right?

How often are there two people named 'Myles' on the same team?

The Iron birds got some new meaty boys up front, which is cool, except they're not actually all that meaty.

The Battlehawks might have the funniest running back in the league

Both AJ McCarron and Katherine Webb are no longer parts of our lives.

Year 3 starts with rule changes, coaching changes, and coming to terms with future headaches.

It was much more fun last year when the Battlehawks' last game was AJ throwing for 420 yards and 6 TDs... This game was a disgusting blunder on all levels.