Back in 2013 (yes, TEN YEARS AGO) I did a Kickstarter to make a concept album where I would review video games with songs. One of the higher tier rewards allowed folks who pledged to have me write a song about the person who pledged. However, Mad Mike Buecler decided his song would not be about him, but instead be part of his "GroundhogCow" saga, specifically about how you can use a Banjo to solve any problem. I took this idea and ran with it. This song can be found on my newest B-side collection, Smarm-Proof Lobster Cabinet, available now!