In this episode of Sausage Boys, we dive into the art and anguish of pant-making, hometown shame, and the existential crisis that comes with dry crying. We riff on iconic pants throughout history, from Joey Green Eyes to Billy Eilish, and explore whether crying really is good for you. Also: what's up with the yoke on jeans? And who in Hollywood is cannibal baiting? Whether it's a nostalgic fashion deep-dive or just reflecting on the awkwardness of growing up on the North Shore, this ep is packed with hilarious tangents and oddball insights. Stick around for weird airport goodbyes, movie breakdowns, and the mystery of the ultimate pant.

[0:00] - Community Notice Board memories and time-travel podcasting [2:30] - The Joey Green Eyes character and the mystery of eye colors [4:10] - Pants talk begins: matching trousers and dart seams [6:40] - The perfect pant quest and sewing rebellion [9:00] - The anatomy of jeans: learning about the yoke [11:00] - Booty-flattering design and ironic fashion ideas [13:20] - Music while making pants and the art of podcast panting [16:00] - Origin of the podcast name: Sausage Boys [18:00] - Mount Rushmore of pant wearers [21:00] - Age, aesthetics, and the politics of celebrity style [24:00] - Acting, queerbaiting, and cannibal accusations in Hollywood [28:00] - Airport drama and security mishaps [31:00] - Crying as a metric of mental health [34:00] - Watching movies and feeling emotional in cinemas [38:00] - French films, food laws, and cultural comparisons [42:00] - Growing up in the North Shore and local life reflections [45:00] - Returning home and living situations [47:00] - Wrapping up: plugs, pants preview, and cozy fashion