🎙️ Welcome to "Some of Us Tried or Pretended to Try Zyns" – the episode where the gang experiments with Zyns and spirals into conversations ranging from nicotine science to Long Island conspiracy theories. Hosts JK, Jackie, Jesse, and Kurt dive headfirst into chaos, mixing New York sarcasm with nicotine buzz revelations.

🛑 Spoiler Alert: JK might be the ultimate puppet master, Jackie’s got tea (but not the gossipy kind), Jesse admits he’s a blueberry hair product connoisseur, and Kurt? Let’s just say he’s the risk-positive wildcard.

From debates on the ethics of communal hair combs to whether sticking Zyns in foreskins for a "faster hit" is a thing (hint: don’t), this episode has it all. It's a messy mix of experimentation, bad ideas, and the kind of camaraderie you only get in a room full of people daring each other to make terrible life choices.

[00:00] Intro

[05:23] Trying Zyns: First reactions (and regrets)

[12:47] Communal bathrooms: The pube crisis of 2024

[24:15] Election night recaps: Trump parties & Ronkonkoma warehouses

[30:55] Outro: Spit cups, foreskins, and final thoughts