Welcome to Some Things About Mary, a podcast series about the life and times of me, Mary Maxine! Featuring Possibly Permanent Sarah with her expert commentary.

Welcome to Some Things About Mary! A podcast series about the life and times of me, Mary Maxine. This episode, we will finish middle school and start high school - when I STILL thought a middle part was a good idea and blue eye shadow was my go-to makeup choice.

This episode features Sarah Hart as the, Possibly Permanent, Mary's Pop-In.

I really appreciate your support, and, as always, I’m interested to hear what you think! What was middle/high school like for you? Did you enjoy high school? Hahaha kidding, but seriously, There’s more high school shenanigans in the next episode of Some Things About Mary

In the next episode of Some Things About Mary - We finally meet James the American “stalker,” we go to a good old fashioned bush party, we meet my first boyfriend, and I start Grade 10 - Officially entering High School. There wasn’t a whole lot to do in a semi-redneck, small town, in the rocky mountains, but we had fun… then we became less sober and had more fun. Good times.

Sarah, aka the love of my life, will be joining again as this episode’s Mary’s Pop-In, we'll get her take on this episode’s captivating entries  

Take another trip back to Mary’s middle and high school days in the next episode of Some Things About Mary.

Some coarse language, listener discretion is advised

This episode will be a throwback to everyone’s favourite time in life, a time when I still looked like a boy, a time when I didn’t have ALL my adult teeth, I could tie my shoes, but I couldn’t drive, back to the early 00’s when bullying was barely frowned upon: Welcome to my Middle School days.

In the next episode of Some Things About Mary. 

We will throwback to everyone’s favourite time in life - back when a middle part was a good idea, pooka shell necklaces were hot, MSN messenger was THE social media, when Kelly Clarkson first became a staple in our lives, when Avril sang about sk8r bois, when Winona Ryder and Robert Pickton were arrested - for very different reasons - we’re going back to 2003/2004 for my Grade 8 year of middle school.

Join me for more Journal entries in episode 3 of Some Things About Mary

Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon music, Podcast Addict, and MaryMaxine.ca

Some coarse language, listener discretion is advised.

Episode 2 of Some Things About Mary consists of a dramatic reading of an essay Mary wrote in Grade 12 - This reading features Mary's sister Jen, who is ALSO featured in the essay alongside Mary herself.

Did you make up games with your siblings? Or even by yourself? Let me know in the comments!

Trailer for Episode 2 of Some Things About Mary

The upcoming episode of Some Things About Mary will be full of magic and wonder as a dramatic reading of an essay I wrote in grade 12 is performed by myself and a special guest. Spoiler Alert!! It’s my sister Jen. This essay is about The Biz-Lympics: a series of games we made up as kids dramatically explained as the athletes - myself and my sister - are interviewed about the rules and their routines as high-performance athletes. Make sure to swing by for this truly uplifting literary experience.

*No clue as to when this episode will be released, content may vary from expectations, contact your doctor if you have side effects lasting longer than 3 days, episode may contain violence and coarse language, listener discretion is advised.

The very first episode of Some Things about Mary! Featuring journal entries from Grade 3, these entries discuss the trials and tribulations of having goldfish as a child. Also, the first of Mary's Pop-Ins, Sarah Hart, who also happens to be the Love of Mary's life.

Join us for a good time and some hearty laughs.

Safety first, then teamwork

This is a bonus podcast where I read a short story written in the 3rd grade by me and my classmate, Sean.

At just 8 years old we penned a riveting tale of mystery and suspense. So buckle up and join Mary and Sean in The Mystery of the Hunted* Mansion.

*That is how "haunted" is spelled in the cover art.

Just some random fun facts about Canada that I know! Voice Sample.

**Babe Ruth's FIRST and only MINOR LEAGUE home run was at Toronto's Island Stadium, 1914