Somebody Swiped My Sunday Times!

White shoes

Stumpy shoes

Stinky shoes

Not discussing Sotomayor

Mavericks

Obama

Blogs

Obligatory Justice Sotomayor discussion

In which the new "Metropolitan" section is discussed

Not a three-quotes-and-its-a-story trend piece but rather the studiously distanced anthropological-in-tone increasingly-we-as-a-society-are-obsessed-about-[insert "trivial" gossipy story here that the writer is actually obsessed about but can't bring him or herself to say it] piece

Quebec has been providing emotions since 1534 (.pdf if you don't believe me)

In the era of Obama, we've reached "first [blank]" fatigue when it comes to Tiana

An anecdote about Annie Oakley, the famous wrap-around sunglasses designer

I call bullshit

Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama!

The great suckup

Swine flu

Give a little

Cheap-ass bodega coffee or cheap-ass bodega coffee with an "aura of both urban exotica and blue-collar utility"?

The greatest intellectuals of our era are using WordStar word processing

An economic argument for trolls

Maria Shriver

I'd be able to hear you if I didn't have this banana in my ear

The City Section just keeps on keepin' on

In an age when books are like T-shirts, the Kindle helps you keep your Stephenie Meyer on the DL

The Styles section takes another stab at the perennial question of whether size matters

Leaving New York

Alice Waters meets Maria Full of Grace

Ye olde economy article

Sir, your $250,000 sixth-floor walkup third of a bowling alley lane

Cheap and easy, but so much fun

Hrm . . . I'm not sure I buy it

If you can't join 'em, soak 'em

Who does the television listings anyway? (Slate's Jack Shafer found out.)

Anal Fissures!

If you need to cover up something, use a Merkin

Grab the pitchforks!

We're getting closer to that big Week in Review piece on how the recession is saving public education

It's opening day: Kevin Costner, Tyler Kepner's 2009 predictions and the Mets stiff the Little Leagues

Reading, 'riting, 'rithmetic and empathy

A.A. Gill makes a funny

Berets, burgundy and setting shit on fire

Three separate stories about the iPhone

When was the last time you saw an acrostic poem on the cover of the Sunday Magazine?

Health care

Soaking the rich

Your future, Ouroussoffed

Contrarians seen as strengthened even in the Era of Obama

Here's why theater sucks

These people all farted on camera

IQ

Stuff White People Like: Ironically rereading the Bible

Last week, the Business Section questioned Harley Davidson's viability; this week, Harley Davidson runs a two-page full-color ad

How puff pieces are like social networking sites, or was it a puff piece about a social networking site?

There is nothing the Obama Administration can't do!

Including an organic revolution!

Another insightful Styles article featuring Diablo Cody and three other women who all have the same agent, but who put Diablo Cody in front of the phallic topiary?

If you can't beat 'em, piss them off by opening a sex shop

Merlot is finally rehabilitated

John Kerry is still around, and not just on leftover 2004 bumper stickers still attached to cars in Berkeley

Nyet, come home

OK, OK, they use anonymous sources . . . we get it

Who killed Coco the Cat?

The Snuggie

Fine, but you missed the real story of how cutting private school from your budget will save the economy

No salami tactics

Man robs bank

Religion in the military

Why is her paycheck smaller?

Workweek

Oh yeah, that whole economy thing is still going on

A real estate sign of the times

Never trust a bird that can't recognize itself

Apparently Annie Proulx fibbed a little

Soccer . . . really?

From philandering US Congressman/murder suspect to Baskin-Robbins franchisee

Let's loosen up that upper lip with a little neatsfoot oil, why don't we?