Does Shanae have a genius-level villain IQ? Where is Houston anyway? Have the women run out of good sob stories for their one-on-ones? Is trophy-toss going to be added to the next Olympics? Is Genevieve going home in a barrel? Why would anyone ever believe Shanae's apology? Why didn't Clayton take the girls to Medieval Times in Toronto? Is there such a thing as gluten-free beaver tails? 

Sorry this one's a week late! Episode 5 of Clayton's season of The Bachelor was so good it took Colin a long time to recover.