Something For That Ass

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  • Why You Shouldn't Date a Baby Daddy (Part 2)

    Episode 75 - Your favorite ensemble is back with a PART 2 to our "Here's Why You Shouldn't Date a Baby Daddy" podcast collab episode! So we have Something For That Ass Podcast, Todo En Vida Podcast & Herizon Podcast all under one roof. Let us know if you like these big collaboration podcasts so we can do more of them ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Introduction

    05:00 Abstaining and what comes from that

    11:00 I have to have the security deposit

    18:00 Something evil I once did

    27:00 I need this vs I want this

    35:00 These men have mommy issues

    43:00 I don't owe you anything

    51:00 Dating post being a fiancรฉ and having kids

    1:01:00 Open to love when you shouldn't be?

    1:08:00 Texas Story time about an idiot

    1:14:00 Be wary of opportunists

    1 hr 23 min
  • Girls With Daddy Issues Navigating Dating and Relationships

    Podcast Episode 74 - On this episode we give our thoughts on the 3 new drake albums and his rumored engagement, how daddy issues effects and has effected our dating life and finally being careful not to end up with a clone of your dad.

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Introduction

    03:00 Drake's rumored engagement

    05:00 The apology

    10:00 Something I needed to fully hear

    14:00 Giving yourself alone time before getting back into dating or a relationship

    20:00 Protecting myself and having my guard up

    24:00 Men are decietful

    31 min
  • Are WE Low Maintenance or High Maintenance Women?

    Episode 73 - We're answering whether WE think we are low or high maintenance women. Then we talk about the Ozempic epidemic. And finally, having the world at the palm of your hands!

    Thanks for listening ๐Ÿ’•

    TIME STAMPS:

    00:00 Instagram needs to remove its new feature immediately

    05:20 Am I (Lenna) high maintenance?

    09:400 I'm so over Ozempic and everyone using it

    13:00 The think pieces on my breasts

    17:00 Am I (Brookelyn) high maintenance?

    22:00 The world is in your hands if you're gorgeous

    29 min
  • 6 Things I'm Changing Before I Meet My Husband

    Podcast Episode 72 - On our latest episode of SomethingForThatAss we are switching it up and discussing what WE could change or heal from in our next relationship. Hence, the shorter episode since we're basically perfect ๐Ÿ˜™

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Introduction

    02:30 Leading with respect

    09:30 I need to watch my mouth

    13:40 Not getting to a level of violence

    17:30 Saying what I mean and meaning what I say

    25:20 A healthy amount of obsession

    28:00 I'm a leaver

    38 min
  • Our FIRST COACHELLA Festival Together

    Episode 71 - We were at our first Coachella TOGETHER this past weekend! Plus we just got back from our trip to Hawaii ๐ŸŒบ

    Tune in for the tea ๐Ÿซ–

    Thanks for watching ๐Ÿ’‹

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Introduction

    02:30 Not tripping over someone hating from outside the club

    07:00 Rejection is just redirection

    11:00 Do as I say not as I do

    18:00 4 years of abstinence

    25:00 Give your spiritual team a day off

    30:00 Crying at Coachella

    40:00 A man that wants to travel is a must

    47 min
  • Not So Shocking Revelations From Louis Theroux's Manosphere Documentary

    We finally watched the manosphere documentary and we're excited to share our thoughts! Our followers also confess their toxic traits to us and we decide toxic or not... AND we cap it off with men driving around in their girls cars and living in her apartment.

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Intro

    06:30 Breaking down the manosphere documentary

    19:00 Anonymous followers confess their Toxic Traits to us and we decide if it's toxic or not

    24:00 I want someone to give me all their loyalty before I give them any in return

    28:00 Cheating just in case

    35:00 Women don't do men wrong by default

    44:00 Holding on for dear life

    57 min
  • You're Not Dating for Love You're Dating for Help | SFTA #69

    Episode 69 - It's desperation not love girl. Stop kidding yourself. You want his help and you don't need it. On this episode we recap our weekend, loving yourself too much to let things go, and falling in love being a character flaw.

    Enjoy ladies and thanks for watching ๐Ÿ˜˜

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Recapping the weekend together

    10:00 Trying to put the fork down

    13:00 Soda is an instant deal breaker

    16:00 Sharing a meal with someone is a love language

    19:00 Popping out a baby to secure a bag

    22:00 Love yourself enough NOT to give into instant gratification

    26:40 40+ and older without a kid or marriage is odd to say the least

    29:00 Love is a choice

    32:00 You're with him out of desperation (falling in love is a character flaw)

    35:00 Too much respect to myself to overlook your faults

    38:00 You can't even be in my face

    44 min
  • It's Giving Cheese Grater... | Something For That Ass #68

    Episode 68 - Men will create entire personalities JUST to get into your pants! Be careful out there ladies, it's not safe out in these streets. We've got a story time courtesy of messy boots so tune in to hear why some girl wants to throw hands. PLUS we got a bunch of DM's about someone we were seen out with and they were really disturbing. Watch to see who and why...

    Thanks for listening and watching ๐ŸŽง

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Intro

    02:00 Creepy Photographers

    07:40 Side chick gets angry storytime

    20:00 Holistic collab gone wrong

    30:00 A man will create a whole personality just to get in your pants

    37:00 Would you rather game

    55 min
  • Nobody Hit's On You Harder Than a Man With a Wife or Newborn Baby

    Episode 67 - New podcast episode day is here! We catch you up on our dating life, when it's appropriate to date older men, men trying to take you to church as a date and the male gym selfies you guys are posting everyday.

    Thank you for watching and listening ๐ŸŽง

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    Time Stamps:

    00:00 let me re introduce myself

    03:00 Lennaโ€™s current dating life

    05:30 My sister did not like him

    13:40 The tickle monster

    18:00 You should at least be 25W if you want to date older men

    24:00 Finding beauty in the beast

    28:00 Getting complimented while you're on a date by someone else

    32:00 Church then brunch

    34:00 No more male gym selfies please

    38:00 Plotting

    40:00 No one hits on you harder than a married man with a newborn

    46 min
  • Galentine's Day OVER Valentine's Day

    Episode 66 - We love the month of LOVE! Not every day is valentines day so don't let anyone try to tell you so. Attend all the galentines days you can and be with the girlies! Valentines day is about celebrating YOU, don't forget that.

    Thanks for watching girls ๐Ÿฉท

    Time Stamps:

    00:00 Australia Recap

    17:30 Every day is NOT Valentine's Day

    23:00 Romantic getaways for Velantine's Day

    28:00 Galentine's Day are the BEST

    32:00 Winning worst date at Galentine's Day

    37:00 Valentine's Day needs to come over the superbowl next year

    41:00 Manhater?

    47:00 Men are more emotional than women

    54 min

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