This episode contains spoilers for the full season 2 of The Wheel of Time. It does not contain book spoilers past the events of the TV Show.

A blowjob so intense it turns the tide of battle. A ginger serpent so massive and erect it gags an entire city. A sul'dam getting a little hung up over her issues. A little spider coming softly from the shadows. So much happened in the season 2 finale of The Wheel of Time that honestly, we can't cover it all in one episode. Today's episode is all about the spoiler-free. Now, let's get into the big bussy blowout fantasy event of the season!

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Intro and outro music by Julius H.