Let’s hear it for the boys! This week, Charles and Laura give YOU a blow-by-blow of FW23 menswear. This is what makes us boys: in a world where war is waged between effeminacy and forced masculinisation, where do you stand?

While Charles takes huge loads interning for Ludovic de Saint Sernin, Laura takes her top off in a perverted sexual pageant because she’s “just more comfortable this way”. Through Paglia’s ‘Sexual Personnae’ we examine the stylings of menswear as it crosses into somewhat-girlswear, through Preciadio’s ’Testo Junkie’ we ask you to relax your hole, you’re clenched babe, and with Glover’s ‘Thrust’? Just listen, you’ll find out. 

We point out some very hard truths about erections, topping, bottoming, penis sizes, and the like. Do you have what it takes to be cast in the blow-job-wanting-to-give pageant that is Men’s fashion week?