Along the lanes of London city
Drury Lane, here we go again
We convene this fine committee
Drury Lane, here we go again
Me sons and daughters
the juniper and water
Will lead you from the slaughter
Sit down with the Gintlemen

Oh Laaa la la la laa la laa la la laaa
La la laa la la laa la la laa
We'll all be happy 'till we die
Gintlemen's Club, hoo aye!

Mother Mary, Aphrodite, Shiva
Drury Lane, here we go again
Won't stand up to fair Lady Geneva
Drury Lane, here we go again
Friend, I will submit this
God may be your witness
But she's your daily fitness
Sit down with the Gintlemen

When you need a topping for your wages
Drury Lane, here we go again
When you'll all be nipping at your cages
Drury Lane, here we go again
Come, you wretched creatures
the evening's triple feature
Let Old Tom be your teacher
Sit down with the Gintlemen

Along the lanes of London city
Drury Lane, here we go again
We convene this fine committee
Drury Lane, here we go again
Me sons and daughters
the juniper and water
Will lead you from the slaughter
Sit down with the Gintlemen

We'll all be happy 'till we die
Gintlemen's Club, OOH AYE!!!