Billy Bee was an ace nectar collector. 

He was simply the best .. the bee's knees in fact. 

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Vinegar and brown paper? 

You must be joking. 

A simple plaster will do.

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My friend Phil, Phil Osophy, (strange name), is asking questions. Why does my computer want to date my food mixer, does Donald Duck live on Pluto, is there a bar on Mars? Have there been any answers to the meaning of life throughout the ages?

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Myrtle's got a boyfriend!  ..  Myrtle's got a boyfriend! 

Well, a shark friend actually. 

Myrtle polished her shell for the date at the 'Fishy Dish' café. Turned out her resemblance to a crusty meat pie was too tempting for the shark … who now requires new dentures.

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At 80 years old I am surely allowed to reminisce.

I wrote this song when I was 16. I sent it, recorded with my voice and a piano, to a famous crooner at the time called Val Doonican. It was rejected. Awwww.

I have added a mid section and, because my voice is shot, I have used an AI vocal. Not perfect, but better than mine.

There …  I feel better now.

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Everybody needs to learn something, and this delightful song for the very young mentions a robin, a goldfish, a frog and a baby learning life skills.

THERE IS A CHARMING VIDEO AVAILABLE FOR THIS SONG.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ADDRESS INTO YOUTUBE.   ....  https://youtu.be/zyWkT64El28

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No, it's not Star Wars!

This is a brief descriptive episode setting the scene for the story of Kingdom Cold, the Ice King, and, later, Hotshot.There are eight episodes in all.

SONG : THIS IS THE STORY, sung by children of primary school age.

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The populace of Kingdom Cold is revolting ... well complaining anyway. Some of them are actually quite nice.A street trader is trying to sell mittens. It's exciting stuff!!

At least there's a great song ... THE WARM SONG

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The Icicle guards assemble for their briefing from Sergeant Snowdrop. What a shower ... or should that be snow flurry?

SONG :  I SEE ICICLES

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We finally meet him ... The Ice KIng. 

There is unrest among the populace however, and one subject confronts the King with ... A hair drier.  Oooer!

SONG : ICE KING

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