Benny's Grab Bag

Song - the Omelet Song


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I put a call out on Facebook for a song topic. I received two immediate replies: omelets and shoelaces.

45 minutes later I'd penned this masterpiece. I had no idea it was to have such a possible message. Who knew?


LYRICS:

Start with eggs 

I'll use three A bit of ham and a mess of cheese 

Throw in a pan turn up the heat 

Holy crap it resembles me

It starts as a mess not nice to see 

But as it cooks it’s consistency 

Begins to firm ceasing to be 

So wishy-washy and ugly 

A yellow cloud light and fluffy 

Has filled the pan with aromas a plenty 

Ham and cheese a feast of kings 

What glory a little fire brings 

Onto a plate then to the table 

But we’re not done with this silly fable 

Catch the point if you’re able 

What once was fluid now is stable 

Much like eggs we can break and yet 

That’s when we’re most valuable 

Are you starting to get the point 

You’ll find it I bet 

If you’re broken by life there’s no need to fret 

You’re perfectly poised to become 

a Delicious and nutritious and satisfying omelet


Tie your shoes


(C) 2020 Benjamin J Nichols


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Benny's Grab BagBy Benjamin J Nichols