2025 is the start of a brand-new era for Sorry We Tried. A lot will be different. A lot will be the same. But to get ready for this new era, we need some extra time to warm up. While we get ready, enjoy a very important episode from the past— the first installment of our ongoing quest to watch every movie in the very very defunct DCEU. It’s time to review Man of Steel.

The new era begins soon!

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In this sanctified episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison brings RED HOT news that no one is talking about. Basically, a multinational group just finished building a replica of the Ark of the Covenant. Sounds harmless, right? What if I told you that every quote from the people involved sounds incredibly shady and dangerous? This one's hard to explain in the episode description, but trust me, it's weirder than you think.

Also in this episode, Harrison narrowly dodged being a theater kid. Spencer talks about Wicked fans singing along in the movie theater. Robby doesn't like the French. And the guys pontificate about the insanity of the Taylor Swift fanbase.

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In this holly and jolly episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for our annual Christmas spectacular! This year, we're going back to their new favorite tabletop RPG— Honey Heist. This time, it's Christmas Eve. Santa is loading a batch of honey-laced candy canes onto his sleigh in 40 minutes. Two problems. One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Two: You're a FREAKING BEAR. Will the raid on Santa's workshop be successful? Or will the gang end up forever on the naughty list? Tune in to find out!

Also in this episode, Harrison tries to ruin the intro. Cayson picks up a new addiction. Robby commits identity theft. Spencer forgets to write NPC dialogue. And the guys fight for too long about how long the episode should be.

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In this magical episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys discuss one of the dumbest stage magicians of all time— William Robinson, also known as Chung Ling Soo. A pioneer of the "bullet catch" trick as well as a monumental scumbag, Robinson decided to get famous by copying other peoples' acts and masquerading as a Chinese man for his entire career. It's a wild story with an unexpected ending! 

Also in this episode, Harrison drops some Burger King lore. Robby decides to censor himself. Spencer can't say words correctly. And the guys get stuck for a while on how Robinson's act went horribly, horribly wrong.

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In this free-wheeling episode of Sorry We Tried, it's another Free Talk Friday! Or, more accurately, Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM. In an unplanned edition of the segment that only happened because the guys shot the breeze for too long before Spencer could talk about the topic he'd prepared, it's time for some life updates! Spencer is quitting the job he went to college to do because it sucks. Robby still doesn't want to do any work for the show. And Harrison has inside details about the mafia turf war going on in our local tire shops. 

Also in this episode, Harrison pulls a next-level prank on a lazy coworker. Robby gets canceled by the woke mob. Spencer's egg-shaped coworker goes on a rampage. And the guys reminisce about the craziest people they've ever worked with.

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In this pumped-up episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's ROUND ONE of a brand new segment: CRUSTY... OLD... WRESTLING! As we journey through the lows and... well, it's mostly the lows of wrestling past, there's one episode that has aged worse than possibly any other episode of television ever filmed. A cavalcade of stars is here to celebrate Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night, except for the fact that nobody likes Vince and everyone is here to talk about how much he sucks. Witness the madness for yourself, because the ending of this episode has to be seen to be believed.

Also in this episode, Harrison reveals just how old politicians are. Robby reveals what he'd do with a time machine. Spencer tells about the time there was a gang fight at school. And the guys discover that Donald Trump is a WWE Hall of Famer.

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In this Halloween (okay, it's not a super spooky episode but who cares) spooktacular, we're holding a tournament to decide which legendary monster is the strongest. We've done research on all kinds of cryptids— from ones you might have heard of to some obscure oddballs— and now the only thing to do is to debate which one is the strongest of them all. However, every match gets some wildcard changes, as each contestant either gets a trick or a treat that can change the game. BWAHAHAHAHA (the description wasn't spooky enough so I thought I'd spice things up with an evil laugh)

Also in this episode, Harrison's plumber friend has an odd tattoo. Robby checks out. Spencer accidentally creates an unstoppable force. And the guys plan to get matching tramp stamps.

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In this energetic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison has a doozy of a story to share. The world record for the longest continuous flight was set back in the 1950s when a couple of intrepid casino employees decided to fly for 61 days straight without stopping. Why did they do this? How did they pull it off? And just how did it smell in that cockpit? All these questions and more, answered in today's episode!

Also in this episode, Harrison talks about the history of energy drinks. Spencer forgets to do the intro. Robby imbibes some super creatine. Cayson says something so horrible, so audacious, that only a truly depraved individual could comprehend it. And the guys ponder the nature of effective marketing.

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In this mysterious episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer brings the enigmatic saga of the Doddleston Messages, where a man named Ken insisted that his computer was actually a time portal to both the past and future. What secrets of the universe did Ken receive from this computer? Did his wife have an affair with a ghost? And who on Earth is Gary? All these answers and more in this week's episode!

Also in this episode, Harrison makes some double entendres. Robby's brain hurts. Cayson wants to chill with the ghost haunting Ken's house. Spencer brings a startling message from the future year of 2109. And the guys lose themselves in how stupid this story is.

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In this grizzly episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys continue their session with a new tabletop RPG— Honey Heist. In this game, it’s HoneyCon 2024. You are going to undertake the greatest heist the world has ever seen. There are two things you need to know. One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing. Two: You're a FREAKING BEAR. In part three of the trilogy, the bears finally reach the vault they've been searching for. But when Jason Vorbees enters the fray (it's Friday the Thirt-bee-nth?), it's an all-out war between three bears and one supernatural entity. Who will come out on top? Will any of our heroes survive? And will Colonel Mustard get to use his secret weapon?

Also in this episode, Teddy tries to fistfight an immortal being. Feednork goes feral. Colonel Mustard has his boldest plan yet. And Spencer gets tired of complaints about the rules.

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